Name: Kaela
Stamped as:
[fantasy] Hermione Granger, Indiana Jones
[sci-fi] Dana Scully, the Doctor
[Avatar] Neytiri
[fantasy 2000s] Max, Lyra
[X-Men] Storm, Iceman
[sci-fi 2000s] Nyota Uhura, Agent J
[LOTR] Meridoc Brandybuck
You truly love each other, and so you might have been truly happy. Not one couple in a century has that chance, no matter what the storybooks say. And so I think no man in a century will suffer as greatly as you will.
Now, we know you’re not really an evil person - otherwise you wouldn’t be filling out these apps and would instead be taking over the world and/or stealing candy from babies, but try to your best to be bad, at the very least mischievous! I AM THO~
Very evil characteristics: manipulative, bitchy, arrogant, bossy, etc etc
Dislikes: fake people, Miley Cyrus, TWILIGHT OMFG IT IS THE DEVIL, people who annoy me
Give us 3-5 traits of you at your very worst on the very worst day of your life and explain why you’re not like this all the time. Be as honest and open as is comfortable for you. okay well i'm like this all the time HAHA but on the absolute WORST day of my life i figure i would be particularly bitchy and snappy at everyone, and i just wouldn't want to talk to anyone (except savannah i'm sure haha). i probably would also just be mad at the world and very angsty, tho admittedly this doesn't happen often hahahaha but i think i have evil traits in my everyday life... is that a bad thing?
What are a few things that offend you greatly? well it depends... like, if you mean offended like in a 'i'm shocked at how offensive that is' way, tbh i'm noooot really shocked by anything anymore haha thats the thing, we're sooo offensive (i guess?) and BLUNT! thats a good word. we're blunt and we dont really hold back so, when there are no holds barred kaesav conversations nothing can really surprise me hahaha. but lemme see... i guess i am really offended by like, closed minded people and really really hardcore conservatives who don't see anything that ISN'T there way. not necessarily just conservatives either but like... gahhh it just annoys me when a person will like, ignore other's points bc they don't want to accept it or something. im also offended when a person lies to me bc trust is like, a big thing and i feel like if i trust someone they... shouldnt do that. lmao sorry for the word vomit
What pet peeves annoy you? okay i have a LOT of these haha. i hate people who are fake, like they give off a different persona than what they are in order to get ahead or get in good with people or idek but i mean, really now? just be yourself hahah
i also am seriously seriously annoyed by miley cyrus. i cannot stand her hahah
and in addition to that, it is my personal opinion that the twilight series is the devil. seriously i absolutely despise it with every fiber of my being and last night we had a little "tiff" HAHAHHA bc twilight came in to the picture... seriously i'm sorry but i wont even lie, if you like twilight with a passion i lose a lot of respect for you hahaha
What’s the worst thing someone could call you? hmm... idk this is tough bc my bff calls me some pretty "offensive" things like, daily and it doesnt affect me at all HAHAHA but i guess i would say like, if someone who didnt KNOW me called me something i'd be like woahhh wtf haha
What habits do you have that may annoy others? nothing i'm perfect
HAHAH just kidding. i think that i just come off as like, a little too strong i guess? for some people. also i think some people don't like my arrogance all the time. i mean the people who are my friends put up with it and love me all the same but i think it does annoy people sometimes haha.
I'm not going to drop it, you fool! I'm going to drink it! And once I turn back into my beautiful self I'm going to kill you.
Which of the Seven Deadly Sins do you have any problem with?
[ ] Wrath
[ ] Greed
[ ] Sloth
[✔] Pride
[HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAH] Lust
[ ] Envy
[ ] Gluttony
What other genres of movies do you enjoy watching?
[/] Thriller
[ ] Horror
[✔] Mystery
[?] Crime
[ ] Disaster
[ ] Prison
[✔] Conspiracy
[ ] War
[ ] Biographical / Documentary
[this sounds interesting] Exploitation (a type of film that is promoted by "exploiting" often lurid subject matter, such as sex, violence, etc.)
As a villain, if you could get away with any of these, what would you pick?
[✔..... i'm a villain right? might as well go big or go home] Murder
[✔] Stealing
[ ] Lying
[ ] Adultery
[probs this ✔] Cheating
[ ] Drinking
[ ] Smoking
[ ] Drugs
[ ] Gambling
[ ] Violence
Most things you consider evil or wicked are simply lonely, and lacking in the social niceties.
These next few are optional and are just for fun and not to be taken seriously
What’s your life rated? Find out and tell us
here: PG-13 HAHAHAHA
One more: how evil are you: Find out here:
here and let us know what you got: i got 36% hahahaha
A lot of guys ignore the laugh and that's about standards.
Have fun!
What makes you lose your temper? honestly i DONT lose my temper very much. i just get very irritated and then if it like, builds up, like the person irritating me just WONT STOP, i'll just go off hahaha usually i dont actually do anything to the person, i'll just vent to savannah and then we bitch about it together hahahaha
If you HAD to kill someone, how would you do it? in a way where they wouldn't be in pain very long, and id probably be very secretive about it too
Where would you hide the body? DESTROYYYY ITTTT (omg that makes me sound like a raging lunatic HAHAHAHA)
What would be your goal as a villain? to gain power
Even Darth Vader had limits, what are yours? ummm... i think i would probably become too arrogant for my own good or something hahahah
Would you have henchpeople? Who would they be? savannah LMFAO
Where would your lair be? i cant tell you that, its a secret
Cool costume? HELL YES
Catch phrase? umm.... something thats an inside joke probably haha idk
Powers or special abilities? i can control your miiiinnddddddd
Technical gadgets and gizmos? only the best for moi
Evil laugh? OF COURSE I HAVE ONE MUAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Okay, I found one more cool thing
here! Give us the synopsis of your Evil Plan:
Your objective is simple: World Domination
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power
Stage One:
To begin your plan, you must first Kidnap a Famous Actor/Actress. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Criminal Mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?
Stage Two:
Next, you will Seize control of the Internet. This will cause countless hordes of Mean English Teachers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three:
Finally, you will Unleash your Secret Death Ray, bringing about the Destruction of the Masses. This will all be done from a Underground Secret Headquarters of Doom, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Your genius cannot beat my evil and treachery. Oh, by the way, have you met my bodyguards, Evil and Treachery?
Anything else, my pretties? i dont thiiiiink so ty for voting!
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