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[magic_8balls]

It is. I am not. I cannot. I am not leaving my room ever again. I am not looking at anything ever again. The- oh god. The hair and the dress (it WAS a dress) and on the floor and no. NO. No. She was- He was- oh what is this

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[naboo_thats_who]

th fuk am I

[magic_8balls]

Naboo? Are you- of course you are not all right, are you awake?

[naboo_thats_who]

BARS

help me!

cn't see aything but i kneo there are bars

[suga_rape]

you in the fucking nick man

who you gonna call hahah

[naboo_thats_who]

nofuck.

im in a shopping trolley.

outide Asda.

and

I can't get out.

this is embarrassing can someone come get me

[shamancrunch]

Alright. I was going to get some potato salad anyway.

You haven't lost your turban again, have you?

[naboo_thats_who]

no but its just out of reach and i hit my lip on the bars when i reached for it and i think im bleeding.

i feel AWFUL.

[shamancrunch]

You're like a tiny child, aren't you? I'll take the carpet, I suppose. One second. Just - apply pressure and try not to be bought by a housewife who wanted a Dyson.

[naboo_thats_who]

look shut up. its a very big trolley.

and it might rain.

i look NOTHING LIKE A DYSON.

[shamancrunch]

Yes it might rain. I'm sure it's a huge trolley.

I remember now why I never go out with you, especially when Kirk's provided the pharmaceuticals.

Funny that I'm the one cleaning up afterward though, isn't it? Some things never change. We might as well be back at Xooniversity.

You do look a bit like an upright Dyson. Just saying. Try to look like an alive thing for the next five minutes, alright? I'm on my way.

[naboo_thats_who]

you wait til you get here! youll see. its for women with babies who buy fourteen bags of potatoes and dont want to make two trips. you should bring a ladder.

it was a fucking blinder of a night though saboo. you wouldve loved it. im not wearing the same underwear i went out in.

im going to fall over to the side for a bit now. if someone buys me, id probably just let it go, if i were you. ill have a much quieter life.

[shamancrunch]

Oh, merciful heavens. I can see you. You look like a homeless person.

I can't be bothered shilly shallying around. I'm going to cast a glamour and come right down to you, okay?

If you puke on my carpet, the bill will be coming to you, hoover.

[naboo_thats_who]

im the one waving

[shamancrunch]

I'm going in for potato salad. Try not to roll off.