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Aug 28, 2007 09:21

Eh, I do not know how to say this right, but... uh. Some things are gone missing. I don't know why this thing has happened, but... Oh god, I do not want to talk about it.

Oh my god, what is going on.

I will have to change my name.

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naboo_thats_who August 29 2007, 02:11:03 UTC

What the hell is happening? My tea leaves have gone mental, they're practically trying to climb out of the cup!

You've...lost something? A bunch of somethings? It's not very clear. You haven't been mucking about with my potions again, have you? Saboo will have my balls on a string.

magic_8balls August 29 2007, 02:20:36 UTC

Eh, a bunch of somethings, that is about right, yeah. No, I have not been anywhere near your potions, do you think I am looking for a problem?

Do you have any potions that can fix me? I do not know what is happening, but I do not like it!

naboo_thats_who August 30 2007, 02:39:58 UTC

Bloody hell. That's no potion of mine. What the hell is going on? Have you made any enemies recently? Scrubbed a pot only to find an all-powerful genie inside?

I'll, er. To make a proper diagnosis, I should really...um. Examine. The area.

I don't want to.

magic_8balls August 30 2007, 02:52:37 UTC

I do not think so! If I have seen any genies, they have not told me!

Yeah, sure you don't want to, you are offering to look at a lot of cocks lately, I think! Bah, if you think you can do any good, I guess it is OK.

naboo_thats_who August 30 2007, 02:56:07 UTC

It's not my fault, there are just a lot of cocks to look at.

Shit, you know what I mean. I don't want to, yeah, and if you don't want me to then I especially don't want to.

It's not like I haven't seen them before, though. Remember that time when you were smashed, and I got locked in that cupboard, and you opened the door and thought I was-

I do admit it was pretty dark.

magic_8balls August 30 2007, 03:05:22 UTC

If people will keep wearing dresses, is it my fault I get confused? It is not my problem that other people have these weird clothes!

Hey, that's true though, you have seen them! So if that Dajve lady has one of mine, you will be able to tell, yeah? I am still suspicious of her.

naboo_thats_who August 30 2007, 03:10:34 UTC

One of y- are you accusing her of stealing your genitalia? How? Why? What? Where are the other six?

There's some bloody weird things going on around here, but I don't think Dajve's responsible.

Go lie down or something. Make yourself comfortable. Put a pillow under your back. I'll make some tea and get my goggles.

magic_8balls August 30 2007, 03:16:54 UTC

I DON'T KNOW. I am missing bits, she gets her own, it is all very silly and not right! Maybe there are six other women with new cocks, just being confused all around the town? I don't know if it is her doing, but I don't trust this.

A pillow under the back does not sound comfortable! But I guess if that is the way you work best.

naboo_thats_who August 31 2007, 03:07:04 UTC

Yeah, maybe. I'm sure the Board will sort it. In fact, maybe you should get Saboo to have a look at your downstairs department, seeing as I've resigned from the Board. He'd love that.

...I think it's traditional? It's possible I'm thinking of other, er, pasttimes.

magic_8balls August 31 2007, 03:13:38 UTC

...I know you are being mad on purpose (at least you better be!), but I am begging you to never say that again.

Ohh, so that is your game! You can forget about looking at anything if that is what you plan to do with it!

naboo_thats_who August 31 2007, 03:23:32 UTC

It'd give him a thrill, and he could use one. Don't think he's been laid in the last couple of centuries.

Ha, you wish, Dijon.

magic_8balls August 31 2007, 03:32:46 UTC

Hey, he is like Rudi there! Not being laid is sad, but I am not the one to fix that, I do not think.

Ah, no, I think it is you who wishes, little shaman.

capt_margaret August 31 2007, 11:43:59 UTC

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magic_8balls August 31 2007, 16:04:49 UTC

You keep making these dots, and they do not say anything! Speak up!

naboo_thats_who August 31 2007, 15:49:06 UTC

Maybe we should set them up together. It could be a match made in heaven. They could talk about Sartre and jazz.

Don't think so. You drummers are all alike - sex mad. Everyone wants a piece of Naboo.

magic_8balls August 31 2007, 16:11:38 UTC

I... do not know what that S word is, but you are right! They would get on like a house on fire, and we would not have to hear them talk about their boring stuff!

Sex mad, of course! But not for you. I know this will be a sadness for you, but I do not exactly go down that path.

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