aw yeah stuff happens to the vagina

[maggiekarp]

It's been very pregnancy season. Whether they got it staying warm during the winter or because they wore something slutty on Halloween, ladies are just bobbin around all over the place. My co-worker told me about one such lady customer, who was two weeks due and "so tiny" for such a basketball under her shirt

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[themis56]

I don't have much experience myself, but from what I've learned at the OB-GYN clinic I recommend the good ol' 1-2 punch against any errant spermazoids that have the nerve to flirt with one of your gametes: The pill and condom combination. If you're on a BC pill and still have another layer of protection (condom) then you have a good chance of never getting pregnant.

(I am disconcerted by all these babies. Babies and more babies. Babies on the moon. Where did they come from?)

[maggiekarp]

B-but condoms are for suckers :(