aw yeah stuff happens to the vagina

[maggiekarp]

It's been very pregnancy season. Whether they got it staying warm during the winter or because they wore something slutty on Halloween, ladies are just bobbin around all over the place. My co-worker told me about one such lady customer, who was two weeks due and "so tiny" for such a basketball under her shirt

and I sort of realized

- I am not a small lady

- Ladies in my family tend to have big toddlerin' babies

- My boyfriend and his family are big people

- My boyfriend has a giant not able to find a hat sized head

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I'm scared of getting pragnet and not just because I'm kinda young and poor