Meme
Give yourself one point each:
Do the bulk of your grocery shopping at health food stores/co-ops (would, but can't afford to)
Wear Birkenstocks/Chacos or other ecologically-conscious sandals
Attend yoga or tai chi classes regularly (probably will soon, but currently can't afford to)
Wear clothing that does not contain prominent labels; preferable most of your wardrobe should be in earth tones and/or “ethnic” looking (double points if you own at least three items of clothing that are tie-dyed)
Have attended a protest
Member of ACLU
Have a degree in the liberal arts or have a primary occupation which is artistic in nature or is considered a social service occupation
Drive a Hybrid vehicle, or an old VW or Volvo covered in bumperstickers (Bah! I should get this point for not driving a vehice!)
Drive a Greasel-Converted vehicle, double points if you did the conversion yourself
House decor contains prominent symbols of religions other than Judeo-Christianity and/or peace signs
Buy locally, thereby avoiding chain restaurants or coffee shops
Go to the farmer’s market often
Engage in an artistic pursuit (music, art, crafts, etc.)
Smoke pot
Have friends who are GLBT (or are GLBT yourself)
Eat meat substitutes regularly, such as tofu, seitan, tvp, etc.
Try to purchase organic/local/fair trade products whenever possible
Listen to folk or world music
Do not shave armpits or legs, females only
Do not wear make-up
Own crystals, incense, or essential oils, double points if anything is scented with patchouli
Own or have owned jewelry made from hemp, does not count if you were younger than 15
Own at least four items of jewelry and/or clothing containing a peace sign
Are pro-choice
Have ever voted for the Green Party
Are a US citizen who idealizes moving to Canada
You recycle
Double Points:
Use a bicycle as a primary mode of transportation
Vegetarian
Teach yoga or tai chi
Used to go to Grateful Dead concerts
Have been arrested at a protest
Don’t own a television
Consider yourself a Socialist
Have attended a Rainbow Gathering
Belong to an “alternative” religion (Buddhist, Pagan, Unitarian Universalist, etc.), or are not religious at all
Have attempted to grow dreadlocks (note: did not have to be successful)
Triple Points:
Vegan
Live or have lived on a commune
Grow your own food in a sustainable manner
Actually followed the Grateful Dead on tour
Live off the grid
Have ever been monitored by the FBI
So that gives me ... um, 18. I guess I'm not totally a dirty hippie.
Edit: Drat! The TV-owning thing is no longer true, but I've left it seeing as we haven't used the TV since we got it. We got it exclusively for watching DVDs, and as yet have no DVD player.
Do the bulk of your grocery shopping at health food stores/co-ops (would, but can't afford to)
Wear Birkenstocks/Chacos or other ecologically-conscious sandals
Attend yoga or tai chi classes regularly (probably will soon, but currently can't afford to)
Wear clothing that does not contain prominent labels; preferable most of your wardrobe should be in earth tones and/or “ethnic” looking (double points if you own at least three items of clothing that are tie-dyed)
Have attended a protest
Member of ACLU
Have a degree in the liberal arts or have a primary occupation which is artistic in nature or is considered a social service occupation
Drive a Hybrid vehicle, or an old VW or Volvo covered in bumperstickers (Bah! I should get this point for not driving a vehice!)
Drive a Greasel-Converted vehicle, double points if you did the conversion yourself
House decor contains prominent symbols of religions other than Judeo-Christianity and/or peace signs
Buy locally, thereby avoiding chain restaurants or coffee shops
Go to the farmer’s market often
Engage in an artistic pursuit (music, art, crafts, etc.)
Smoke pot
Have friends who are GLBT (or are GLBT yourself)
Eat meat substitutes regularly, such as tofu, seitan, tvp, etc.
Try to purchase organic/local/fair trade products whenever possible
Listen to folk or world music
Do not shave armpits or legs, females only
Do not wear make-up
Own crystals, incense, or essential oils, double points if anything is scented with patchouli
Own or have owned jewelry made from hemp, does not count if you were younger than 15
Own at least four items of jewelry and/or clothing containing a peace sign
Are pro-choice
Have ever voted for the Green Party
Are a US citizen who idealizes moving to Canada
You recycle
Double Points:
Use a bicycle as a primary mode of transportation
Vegetarian
Teach yoga or tai chi
Used to go to Grateful Dead concerts
Have been arrested at a protest
Don’t own a television
Consider yourself a Socialist
Have attended a Rainbow Gathering
Belong to an “alternative” religion (Buddhist, Pagan, Unitarian Universalist, etc.), or are not religious at all
Have attempted to grow dreadlocks (note: did not have to be successful)
Triple Points:
Vegan
Live or have lived on a commune
Grow your own food in a sustainable manner
Actually followed the Grateful Dead on tour
Live off the grid
Have ever been monitored by the FBI
So that gives me ... um, 18. I guess I'm not totally a dirty hippie.
Edit: Drat! The TV-owning thing is no longer true, but I've left it seeing as we haven't used the TV since we got it. We got it exclusively for watching DVDs, and as yet have no DVD player.