the return of the curse of maggie's livejournal

[mag_thomp]

(some quick facts about the hermit

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[fryfan]

But I also hear from the grape vine that you have a new boy toy.

oooo, details girlfriend!

[roby_tose]

it's good to have ya back, mead. you should have vomitted.

[mag_thomp]

ahem.

and you should have called me once more before you left, you bitsy little tart.

oh, only kidding.

but for reals.

oh, yes, yes, only kidding.

seriously though.

ah, ha ha. what a joker i can be.

[aboynamedkelly]

the magno's passive wrath strikes!

i think she hates you, toby.

[roby_tose]

obviously you don't know true love, soy face.

[aboynamedkelly]

thats not true. i see it every time i look into your eyes...

NOT.

[mag_thomp]

you are saying magno in that damn voice and i am giving you a damn dirty look.

and now, a phone quote from toby: "i think kelly misses me."

[aboynamedkelly]

no, if i were saying it in that voice it would look like this: MAAAAAAAAAAAAAGNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

and if by "miss" you mean "just dogged with a sweetass wayne's world reference", then yes. yes, i do.

[roby_tose]

oh kelly. we've been over this before: it just wouldn't work out between us. i'm a meat and potatoes kind of gal and you're a soy and sprouts kind of straightedger. also, you reference mid 80's slang phrases that haven't been dead long enough to be funny so yeah, sorry.

don't worry though, i'll still get all pinned up for your shows in bellevue when i come back this summer.

[aboynamedkelly]

dearest toby,

i am crushed. i knew there were obstacles to our relationship (you being hideously obnoxious, me being hideously clean) but never did i dream that you would fail to recognize the glory of waynes world. i dont know what to say. my tears are making the keyboard all slippery and its becoming difficult to type. i have to go. waaaaaaaahhhhhhh...

[mag_thomp]

you two are adorable.

you'll have the cutest babies. all seven of them.

[roby_tose]

also, dear kelly, you forgot the biggest obstacle of all--i'm hot and you're not. BIG barrier.

[aboynamedkelly]

really? ive never really been turned on by the whole "maniacal shrew" thing, but maybe european boys are into that.

and you havent seen me since i broke edge and got a beer gut, darling. not to mention the terrible acne and dried out skin from smoking. im hot scenester ass now!

[roby_tose]

dearest kelly,
a suggestion for you: perhaps if you spent less time coming up with crafty little anti-smoking commercials and more time practicing the guitar, your music wouldn't suck so bad (jarris not included)....but that's just my "maniacal shrew" opinion.

yours,
toby

[aboynamedkelly]

miss toby,

its becoming obvious that youre stretching for material here, darling. i mean, i might as well be replying with things like "frank zappa? more like frank crappa!" if this is all im gonna get back from you.

<3,
kelly

p.s. jeris. not jarris.

[roby_tose]

you soy-infested, scrawny ass, weakboned, scenester wannabe with a bad hair cut, how dare you insult mr. frank zappa. say what you like about me but don't you dare bring zappa into this.