SPY DIKS.
"it's a doggy dog world." *someone* cough cough (i'd probably get slapped if i divulged his/her identity) thought that was the actual phrase. oh, ho ho.
ancille was good. so were the cookies and jaclyn's mischieviousness. very, very good.
toby is determined to get me so drunk that i puke tonight. apparently, she is extraordinarily worried that she won't get to see me puke and then she'll leave the country and i'll puke without her being here (because this is such a wonderful bonding experience.) she feels a great need to recompensate me for mothering her when she barfed the other night. unfortunately, i think i'm going to have to let her down. it's not happening. (she did say, however, that she might go to drastic measures. i.e: roofies. but somehow rape, not puking, comes to mind...) my nurturing will simply go unpaid. fine by me.
did i mention i'm going to willie nelson tomorrow? with mike? and we're gonna be *hella* so cool that all the country folk will be all "shit, those kids are cool. hella cool." hella hella. did i mention this?
ancille was good. so were the cookies and jaclyn's mischieviousness. very, very good.
toby is determined to get me so drunk that i puke tonight. apparently, she is extraordinarily worried that she won't get to see me puke and then she'll leave the country and i'll puke without her being here (because this is such a wonderful bonding experience.) she feels a great need to recompensate me for mothering her when she barfed the other night. unfortunately, i think i'm going to have to let her down. it's not happening. (she did say, however, that she might go to drastic measures. i.e: roofies. but somehow rape, not puking, comes to mind...) my nurturing will simply go unpaid. fine by me.
did i mention i'm going to willie nelson tomorrow? with mike? and we're gonna be *hella* so cool that all the country folk will be all "shit, those kids are cool. hella cool." hella hella. did i mention this?