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[mafiaissrsbsns]

ATTENTION, NEVERLAND!

CAPTAIN JAMES MORON HOOK OF THE FORMER JOLLY RODGER IS A GREAT, BIG, COWARDLY, CROC-BAIT CODFISH!

HE RAN AWAY FROM HIS FIGHT WITH PETER AND I, LIKE THE YELLOW-BELLIED SACK OF MARSH-MUD HE FUCKING IS.

NOT THAT HE'D HAVE WON ANYWAY. TCH, HE'S AN OLD, OLD MAN THAT SMELLS LIKE JELLYFISH AND FIGHTS LIKE A FUCKING GIRL.This

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[novolumecontrol]

I'M GOING TO HIT EVERY FUCKING TAVERN AND START A DISCUSSION ON THE NONEXISTENCE OF FAIRIES, RUNT!!! THERE WON'T BE ONE LEFT IN ALL OF NEVERLAND!!!

[mafiaissrsbsns]

DON'T HIT THEM TOO HARD, YOUR HOOK MIGHT FALL OFF, AND THEN WE MIGHT HAVE TO CALL YOU CAPTAIN STUBBY, OLD COOT!

[novolumecontrol]

I AM NOT FUCKING OOOOOOOLD!!!!

[mafiaissrsbsns]

YOU'RE PRACTICALLY SPROUTING MAGGOTS, YOU'RE SO OLD! ONE FOOT IN THE GRAVE!

[novolumecontrol]

HEY CHILDREN! WHO WANTS TO KNOW THE TRUTH ABOUT FAIRIES?!!

[mafiaissrsbsns]

THEY CAN SEE ME, IDIOT! TCCCH, WHAT A LAME FUCKING TACTIC!

[novolumecontrol]

You're just a mechanical toy. Not a real fairy.

[mafiaissrsbsns]

...Like hell anyone wold believe that! [But you're getting dangerously close to saying that, so here, have a splinter in your good hand, complements of a twig and some fast flying.] Real enough for you, idiot-?

[novolumecontrol]

[rubs his hand on his chest and glares at the fairy] It's amazing what people would rather believe than the truth, shrimp.

[mafiaissrsbsns]

Che, why would they rather believe an obviously retarded piece of bait, than what's in front of their own eyes?

[novolumecontrol]

You tell me. I'm not the one whose life depends on the answer.

[mafiaissrsbsns]

Tch. I know you're bitter that you're not as quick as I am, but how fucking pathetic do you have to get.

You wouldn't, anyway. Peter'd ring you up for trying.

[novolumecontrol]

I don't know why you can't get it through your damn head that I'm not afraid of him. Unless I have to listen to him all day. 'Haha! Let's explore!' ' Haha! Hey fairy, I like baseball!', 'Haha! I hate pirates, don't you?'

Hahahahahahastick a fucking poker through my ears!

[mafiaissrsbsns]

I'll show you a fucking poker through your ears... [Here, have another splinter, aimed for your earlobe. No one insults Jyuudaime uh... that sword idiot, Boss of the Lost Boys, where his right-hand fairy can hear it.]

[novolumecontrol]

[Slaps at the fairy again and pulls his collar up higher] At least Pan's a challenge. You're just a damn annoyance.

[mafiaissrsbsns]

You still can't catch me, asshole. [Poking around now, flying fast. Even annoying you is pretty damn entertaining.]