Dec 17, 2008 23:12
ATTENTION, NEVERLAND!
CAPTAIN JAMES MORON HOOK OF THE FORMER JOLLY RODGER IS A GREAT, BIG, COWARDLY, CROC-BAIT CODFISH!
HE RAN AWAY FROM HIS FIGHT WITH PETER AND I, LIKE THE YELLOW-BELLIED SACK OF MARSH-MUD HE FUCKING IS.
NOT THAT HE'D HAVE WON ANYWAY. TCH, HE'S AN OLD, OLD MAN THAT SMELLS LIKE JELLYFISH AND FIGHTS LIKE A FUCKING GIRL.
This message brought to you by your neighborhood right-hand fairy, Tink.
Heh.
How was that, Peter? We got that idiot good.
[And yes, Hook. He's back to making clock noises for you.] Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock!