[Screened from OU Envy and AU Envy]

Warden, I would like to question the standards that the thing that brings people here has, if it decides to bring two of him in.  I can ignore one, simple.  Two isn't so easy.

So we're apparently going to be starting training for this war soon.  Not that I need it.  I hope they let me stay in back as an intelligence officer.  That's what I'm best at, after all.

((ooc: strikes illegible, hackable to the skilled))