For every person who finds me irritating (ahem, Kyla), there is another misinformed soul out there who finds me amusing. Because I enjoy self-promotion as much as the next vain snob (though I have no problem criticising this behavior in others), allow me to introduce
neuromantik, who has the following lovely things to say about me.
Just added a complete stranger to my Friends list. Maeglin. Really, so much bile in one small LJ. It was almost enough to start my cold, dead heart beating again after a particularly disheartening day. He sounds how all the rest of wish we sounded when we're catty. He also reminds me of an IRL friend of mine, only more clever (no, I don't mean you Eras). Besides, it's rare to find someone who lists Hermeticism as one of their interests.
So my claim to fame is bile. I would happily join the ranks of the other world renowned Assholes of the west: Juvenal, Le Duc de Saint-Simon, Rivarol, Mencken, the president of my co-op board, etc.
Neuromantik enjoys fencing, fantasy novels, and the history of Rome and Persia. And, of course, hermeticism. Quite the combo in my meager book. But just so I don't sound too complimentary, I detest when people use "their" as if it were some sort of neuter singular pronoun. To avoid this crise in the future, I am a he, through and through. No comments, Doob.