Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely sedulous devotee this year.
In April, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). Last week, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In November, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In June, I exposed
riotmod to soul-rending horrors (250 points). In January, I rescued
irotas from being sacrificed (-200 points). In May, I sacrificed
liquidtj to Cthulhu (500 points).
In short, I have been very bad (-425 points) and deserve to be fed to the ghouls.
Your humble and obedient servant,
madwolf
Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!
And I was just thinking how sweet mine would turn out...