Aug 06, 2004 23:29
Put a "highly skilled" teenager behind the wheel of a supercharged V8 motor vehicle and send them off saying "Drive carefully." Simply by saying drive carefully they are going to do that of course. They drive extremely carefully right into a tree at high speed.
Two days after they collide with the tree you see a follow-up article in the paper where they interview the grieving parents. "He was such a lovely boy, he had so many friends and lots of them looked up to him. He was an upstanding member of the community. Why did it have to happen to my poor baby?" I'll tell you why motherfucker, he was a dick sack that had no driving skill, driving a car that is too powerful for him to the 10th power.
This scenario is similar to handing a toddler a cocked magnum and saying "Run around and shoot shit." What do you think they are going to do? Use it sensibly and only shoot cans off fences? NO BITCH THEY ARE NOT. They are gonna stick it in their face and decorate the walls.
Your child drove dangerouly and died. They were never an upstanding member of the community, ARSEHOLE. I will search out their grave and leave my nut-print in the tombstone.
Note: A male teenager is only an example. There are retarded persons of all ages.