Swerving to avoid animals on the road is stupidity.
Recently I travelled to New South Wales and stayed there for a week. During this stay I had my first encounter with an Indian Myna Bird. I thought the native Australian kind were bad, then I came across these bastards.
In an earlier post I have commented on Indian Myna Birds and how persons in the Eastern states must band together and destroy them so they will never reach my state. After encountering them myself I have decided that you need to work double time to destroy them.
If you are driving along the road and you see an Indian Myna Bird you must swerve into it. Do not avoid it, if you avoid it, you are a little bitch arse nancy. Well if you try and avoid any animal on the road you are a little bitch arse nancy anyway.
I did my part in this war against shitty birds that are shit. I was driving my brother's car in Newcastle and I saw a group of the little piss-ant arsehole beak-faces congregating in the middle of the road. SLAM!!! The acceleration pedal hits the floor and I cruise straight over the top of the bastards. FUCKING SNEAKY FUCKING ARSEHOLES. I believe I injured at least one of them... At least I tried you little piss-ants.
All you pansies who brake for animals suck arse. If I saw you walking across the road in front of me I wouldn't brake for you. Actually, maybe I would. When I come to a halt I will get out of my car walk over to you, kick you in the back of the leg so you kneel down like the bitch you are. Then I would remove my testicles from my pants and smack them across your LITTLE BITCH ARSE FACE!
My first post about Myna Birds.
In an earlier post I have commented on Indian Myna Birds and how persons in the Eastern states must band together and destroy them so they will never reach my state. After encountering them myself I have decided that you need to work double time to destroy them.
If you are driving along the road and you see an Indian Myna Bird you must swerve into it. Do not avoid it, if you avoid it, you are a little bitch arse nancy. Well if you try and avoid any animal on the road you are a little bitch arse nancy anyway.
I did my part in this war against shitty birds that are shit. I was driving my brother's car in Newcastle and I saw a group of the little piss-ant arsehole beak-faces congregating in the middle of the road. SLAM!!! The acceleration pedal hits the floor and I cruise straight over the top of the bastards. FUCKING SNEAKY FUCKING ARSEHOLES. I believe I injured at least one of them... At least I tried you little piss-ants.
All you pansies who brake for animals suck arse. If I saw you walking across the road in front of me I wouldn't brake for you. Actually, maybe I would. When I come to a halt I will get out of my car walk over to you, kick you in the back of the leg so you kneel down like the bitch you are. Then I would remove my testicles from my pants and smack them across your LITTLE BITCH ARSE FACE!
My first post about Myna Birds.