Breaking news: Harry Potter is shit.
On the news tonight they had a report on the name of the new Harry Potter novel and the person reporting it actually seemed like they were excited. They also said that J.K. Rowling was upset about rumours of the name of the book that were untrue. "Oh fucking no, they have made a false name to my new novel it is the end of the world, I am going to shove my fist in my arse and die." (I can dream that she would die).
This reminds me of why I hate the majority of humans. Why won't George Bush attack J.K. Rowling's estate? She is terrorising me with terribly shit story lines and crappy characters. It is a crime on humanity and fantasy novels. I hate you J.K. Rowling you stupid ugly hippy skank. My massive nuts will one day come in contact with your hippy face.
This reminds me of why I hate the majority of humans. Why won't George Bush attack J.K. Rowling's estate? She is terrorising me with terribly shit story lines and crappy characters. It is a crime on humanity and fantasy novels. I hate you J.K. Rowling you stupid ugly hippy skank. My massive nuts will one day come in contact with your hippy face.