Don Simpson was cooler then Jerry Bruckheimer.
Today I watched Coyote Ugly for the first time ever. That was a massive mistake, it is extremely shit to the 10th power. I spewed blood from most of my orifaces for the first 20 minutes of this film, I thought I would stop watching it but it is one of those movies you have to watch to see if it gets better. There are also half naked chicks which is always good.
I was amazed by how predictable every little part of it was. It is like the person that wrote it was thinking, "Hmm, what will come next, I think I will do some stupid predictable shit but I will make sure there are bitches in wet t-shirts to make it slightly more interesting."
The worst thing of all was that Jerry Bruckheimer thought he would scoop it up and produce it. It seems, now that he doesn't have the awesome guidance of the kick-ass Don Simpson, he has lost his touch. All that matters to Mr. Bruckheimer is that he is making money, he knew that Coyote ugly would suck ass but he would still get millions of partly retarded teeny boppers venturing out of their homes to see it because the head-lining song was by Leane Rhymes.
Now Jerry Bruckheimer is making shitty choices on the small screen. He made the awesome show CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, then he went and ruined it by making a spin-off. Now I have heard he has made a second spin-off, what a fucking jack-ass. That would be like giving Kelsey Grammer a spin-off shown named after that shitty character he played in Cheers. Wait... they did, it is called Frasier and it is shit, do you get my drift?
I was amazed by how predictable every little part of it was. It is like the person that wrote it was thinking, "Hmm, what will come next, I think I will do some stupid predictable shit but I will make sure there are bitches in wet t-shirts to make it slightly more interesting."
The worst thing of all was that Jerry Bruckheimer thought he would scoop it up and produce it. It seems, now that he doesn't have the awesome guidance of the kick-ass Don Simpson, he has lost his touch. All that matters to Mr. Bruckheimer is that he is making money, he knew that Coyote ugly would suck ass but he would still get millions of partly retarded teeny boppers venturing out of their homes to see it because the head-lining song was by Leane Rhymes.
Now Jerry Bruckheimer is making shitty choices on the small screen. He made the awesome show CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, then he went and ruined it by making a spin-off. Now I have heard he has made a second spin-off, what a fucking jack-ass. That would be like giving Kelsey Grammer a spin-off shown named after that shitty character he played in Cheers. Wait... they did, it is called Frasier and it is shit, do you get my drift?