Myna birds must be destroyed.
Recently I found out there is a chance that Indian Myna birds will reach my home town. Currently in my area we have the native Australian Myna bird. They are a big enough problem by themselves already. Mynas fuck with all the other cool native birds, their nests and they also destroy their eggs, yet they cannot fuck with crows. Crows are way too bad-ass hardcore and kick the Myna’s mother fucking arse.
The Australian Myna are those grey fuckers with bright yellow beaks and evil bitch-ass eyes. I make sure I injure or kill as many as possible. First I choose a target i.e. nest, then a tennis ball visits it at a fairly high speed.
I have a story about these cunt burgers of birds. One day I was sitting in a park with my bitch for some unknown reason when a Myna thought it would be fun to steal my food. I quickly picked up my woman’s shoe and threw it at the unsuspecting devil creature. DIRECT HIT, the mother fucker went down like bang, crash, kablamadibloom. It sickened me to see it recover and fly off, hopefully it died later that evening.
This is a callout to the residents of Queensland, New South Wales and Victoria to stop these Indian Myna fuckers from coming my way. If you see one of these birds (pictured below), make sure you kill it. If you would like to be really cool bad-ass and not a stupid little piss-ant you could torture the little shits. That would be excellent to the third degree. Thank-you.
The Australian Myna are those grey fuckers with bright yellow beaks and evil bitch-ass eyes. I make sure I injure or kill as many as possible. First I choose a target i.e. nest, then a tennis ball visits it at a fairly high speed.
I have a story about these cunt burgers of birds. One day I was sitting in a park with my bitch for some unknown reason when a Myna thought it would be fun to steal my food. I quickly picked up my woman’s shoe and threw it at the unsuspecting devil creature. DIRECT HIT, the mother fucker went down like bang, crash, kablamadibloom. It sickened me to see it recover and fly off, hopefully it died later that evening.
This is a callout to the residents of Queensland, New South Wales and Victoria to stop these Indian Myna fuckers from coming my way. If you see one of these birds (pictured below), make sure you kill it. If you would like to be really cool bad-ass and not a stupid little piss-ant you could torture the little shits. That would be excellent to the third degree. Thank-you.