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[madteos]

[Matt's not a heavy drinker. Not by any stretch of the imagination. Most alcohol he's tried burns and he's not fond of his throat being on fire. Yeah I know, weirdo. Still, after being shot by Jinx and then embarrassed in front of Jael, he needed something to make himself feel better and not even his corn skittles were doing the trick

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[standardpackage]

[Jinx knows his drunk-speak, he also knows the using text is the best option right now.]

Might not want to drink so much

[audio]

[battle_droid]

Watch yourself.

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[standardpackage]

[You know.

Jinx wants to say "fuck yourself."

But you are a lady-thing.]

No u

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[battle_droid]

That makes little to no sense.

It would be in your best interests not to trigger any arguments with him. I will not be aiming for your foot next time.

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[standardpackage]

[A long pause before he responds]

did you or did you not take into the account that he hit me with the equivalent of a battering ram to the face? sorry that he was bleeding and that i only got a concussion.

[Jinx got punched in the face and all he got was a concussion, a broken arm, a broken nose, and a hole in his foot.]

[Audio]

[madteos]

M'trying to find one that tastes like ham.

[Audio]

[standardpackage]

[...]

Shouldn't you be looking for one that tastes like booze?

[Also, what are ham]

[Audio]

[madteos]

This one tastes like berries.

[Audio]

[standardpackage]

[...Someone looks like they don't like berries...]

Well, at least it's not raw sewage.

[Audio]

[madteos]

Ewwwwww

[/snerk]

[Audio]

[standardpackage]

Got that right.