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[madteos]

[Matt's not a heavy drinker. Not by any stretch of the imagination. Most alcohol he's tried burns and he's not fond of his throat being on fire. Yeah I know, weirdo. Still, after being shot by Jinx and then embarrassed in front of Jael, he needed something to make himself feel better and not even his corn skittles were doing the trick

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[mutedmother]

[What in the world, Matt.]

...Are you okay?

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[madteos]

[Not really.]

i think somaybe

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[mutedmother]

[Oh Matt, you're not fooling anybody.]

Are you sure? You sure seem to be having trouble typing.

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[madteos]

yesssssssssssssssssssssss///

[battle_droid]

What are you ingesting?

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[madteos]

Iunno. Tastes like

[Zee can probably hear Matt smack his lips after he takes a swig of whatever he's drinking.]

Poptarts. Ew mushy poptarts.

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[battle_droid]

[gdi matt]

What is your current status?

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[madteos]

Um...Iunno.

What?

[pimp_hat]

What won't make joo sick?

[madteos]

...

[Cue bad Spanish Accent.]

Jose Cuervo.

[pimp_hat]

Dat depends den, how much have jah had?

[madteos]

[The bottles clink together.]

One...two...three. Four.

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[Jinx knows his drunk-speak, he also knows the using text is the best option right now.]

Might not want to drink so much

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[battle_droid]

Watch yourself.

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[You know.

Jinx wants to say "fuck yourself."

But you are a lady-thing.]

No u

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[battle_droid]

That makes little to no sense.

It would be in your best interests not to trigger any arguments with him. I will not be aiming for your foot next time.

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[ntjstapwn]

Only if you aren't careful.

Which means you should probably slow down.

*Because that typing certainly doesn't come from someone who's still mostly sober.*

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[madteos]

Oh.

okay.

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[ntjstapwn]

Otherwise you're really going to regret it whenever you wake up.

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[madteos]

Awwww