Why My House Sucks
Jeebus, these day-long trips are SO annoying. I haven't had a two-day weekend in like, a month. Mom and Dad don't even go out of their way to feed me anymore. Seriously, last night they went out and brought take in. You know what they got for me? Onion rings. Onion rings are delicious and amazing, but they BARELY qualify as a side dish, let alone a full meal. And since they haven't continued their habit of buying muffins or making pancakes, I didn't eat breakfast. And since they rarely, if ever, restock the frozen dinners, and I'm usually too tired to make them up anyway, I rarely eat lunch, either. I mean, seriously. My food for the whole day was three various cookie-like desserts. The best part is that since they worry endlessly about [whatever is wrong with my life], they think they're suffering for me. Since they think they're suffering for me, they draw the conclusion that they're treating me exceptionally well. I've got news for you two: the only thing that I really want you to do is cook me the occasional meal. I ask them to take me places MAYBE 10 times a year. That's not that much for someone who can't drive. I mean seriously, count up how many places you go other than school/work, and you'll reach 10 within about a week. I don't mean exciting places, either. I mean running errands, or shopping, or whatever the hell it is people do when they pay for car insurance. Yeah, Mom does the laundry, but I really don't care if my clothes are clean or not. And God knows they don't provide any "emotional support" or whatever the hell it is that parents are supposed to be good for. So basically that just leaves the money and the bills (which I'm considering moot points) and the cooking thing. If they're dropping that, then there is really absolutely no reason for me to be here. Even moreso than usual.
Ugh, I guess I'm just cranky because I'm hungry. Sure, I would still think these things on a full stomach, but I probably wouldn't complain about them.
And now they're complaining about my not being ready to leave. Really, guys, I would leave right now if I had any reasonable belief that we could be back here before midnight. For some reason, "an hour and a half without traffic" to NYC has become "three hours without traffic". When did this happen?
Maybe I'm thinking of New Jersey...?
I dunno, when we go into NYC we never do any of the interesting stuff. The hell with Brooklyn, it's more interesting hanging around downtown Media. I mean, at least Media doesn't look like the end of civilization.
Screw it, I'll find a way out of here. One of these days.
Jeebus, STFU, already. If you're going to occupy my time with something stupid and pointless ALL DAY, the least you can do is let me get a NaBloPoMo update in.
Honestly, I wouldn't care about this concert if it were being held at the gates of heaven. I really wouldn't. I'd be interested to know how we planned to get there, but I wouldn't particularly want to go.
Ugh, I guess I'm just cranky because I'm hungry. Sure, I would still think these things on a full stomach, but I probably wouldn't complain about them.
And now they're complaining about my not being ready to leave. Really, guys, I would leave right now if I had any reasonable belief that we could be back here before midnight. For some reason, "an hour and a half without traffic" to NYC has become "three hours without traffic". When did this happen?
Maybe I'm thinking of New Jersey...?
I dunno, when we go into NYC we never do any of the interesting stuff. The hell with Brooklyn, it's more interesting hanging around downtown Media. I mean, at least Media doesn't look like the end of civilization.
Screw it, I'll find a way out of here. One of these days.
Jeebus, STFU, already. If you're going to occupy my time with something stupid and pointless ALL DAY, the least you can do is let me get a NaBloPoMo update in.
Honestly, I wouldn't care about this concert if it were being held at the gates of heaven. I really wouldn't. I'd be interested to know how we planned to get there, but I wouldn't particularly want to go.