I dreamed that I was on a container ship that was being boarded by pirates. The first time they threw a grapple over the rail, I cut the rope. But the second time, they used some kind of mechanical ladder. I threw a small knife at one of them, but it bounced off and fell into some planter boxes that were hanging on the side of the ship. Then I ( Read more... )

Last night, I dreamed that I was playing some paper RPG with a bunch of strangers in my garage. It was really slow and boring. Then the police busted it up because someone had marijuana. Everyone there was sentenced to prison. I was supposed to report to prison to begin my sentence in a few days, but I decided I wasn't going to go. Suddenly, I ( Read more... )

I dreamed that we got a package of frozen food which included two whole thirteen-lined ground squirrels which were supposed to be cut up and cooked with it. We didn't want to prepare them, so we just put them in the trash. When they warmed up, they came back to life. They were very friendly, and would obey commands like "sit". Also, one of them ( Read more... )

In real life, I knew this guy named Gray when I was stationed at NAS Atlanta. In my dream last night, I had lived with him then. I knew he had murdered someone named Collins (who didn't really exist) but he was never arrested because they couldn't find a body. All they ever found was a severed hand and a little bit of blood ( Read more... )

The dream took place this year, now, or a few weeks from now. I was going back to high school, at age 33, to try to get a diploma. (One of my "you're not living up to society's expectations" dreams, eh ( Read more... )

Last night I dreamed I was in a large crowd of students of all ages. There was this creepy guy who was annoying some of them. I walked near him and said loudly enough for others to hear, "I'm going to kill you and eat your liver." Then I walked away, and he followed me. The crowd began to cheer. From time to time the creeper would stop and ( Read more... )

I've been having a lot of violent dreams lately ( Read more... )

I slept off and on for about 24 hours the other day. I had two of the most fucked up dreams I can recall, and took notes about each after I woke up. Now you get to enjoy them, too.

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I've been sleeping way too much lately, snuggling with my pillow, idiotically happy. I wonder if Prozac comes in 10mg doses ( Read more... )

I had a funny WoW dream. They re-did Blackrock Depths to look like a giant's basement. You'd fight your way around platforms on top of work benches and boxes of soda, finally ending up on a table in the middle where there was a box of toon-sized fantasy gaming figurines ( Read more... )