I just learned that one of my best friends from middle school died on Christmas day...Puts a lot of things into perspective, and also makes this the saddest Christmas I've ever experienced.

R.I.P. Ivan

Let's exist, shall we?

Consumed, there was a beautiful white horse I saw on a dream stage
He had a snake the size of a sewer pipe living in his rib cage

The teacher is a vegetable. Radish?

Zelda!!!

ALBATROSS, FUUUUUUUUUCK!!! CHIMP MONKS. ~

Two down, zero to go. I got accepted to UNC...as a sophomore. I dunno what to do. I also got about $4600 in scholarships for NC State. Life is peachy? Who knows. By the way:

Along the golden coast, Mr. Spurf is the worst chef around, he eats watermelon by the pound but only serves cheese on blocks of wood.

Holas mis amigos, qu

Here's a video I made, enjoy:

Episode Negative Four.

I am the greatest shitty 21st century piano composer ever, I swear!

So...I finally got accepted to NC State. That is all.

Oh yeah, I forgot the evil laugh: Mmmmbwahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahaaha!!!! ha Ha HA!!!

Yuo can raed aynnihtg taht I witre hree, so lnog as yuo udnresntad teh egslnih lgagnuae. Anr'et hmaun barnis azmanig? I gesus we cna sotp wryonrig aoubt selpilng wrods crrtocley, all taht wrok we ddi ni shocol wsa wrthosels!! Tanhk yuo adn gnodoghit.

The greatest mystery is not that we have been flung at random between the profusion of matter and of the stars, but that within this prison we can draw from ourselves images powerful enough to deny our nothingness.
- Andre Malraux