hi guys. elizabeth here. i'm here to tell you that this story is a LOT more self-depricating than need be.
a few days ago, eric bought me something from borders with his discount, just after getting his promotion. as the manager, who is his friend, is checking him out, he looks up and says, flabberghasted, "you still have the 33% discount and you're already a manager?"
you see, he gets that discount till he works at borders 6 months, then gets to change to a different structure.
the point was, NO ONE gets a promotion before 6 months. it's retard. yet eric clocked in just under 5.
he emphasizes the point that his supervisor quit, thus, he was the only one left on the team to take the position. however, i would like to point out he was transferred on to the team because he was the ONLY one in the store they could trust to do the job. many a gruntling has been working there longer than eric, and yet were not asked (kind of actually demanded) to apply for the supervisor position.
in short, eric is the shit. please let him know that.
also: i own the mmmbop single. i threw out the hanson cd in high school, but i kept that catchy tune for old time's sake. it's really all my fault.
a few days ago, eric bought me something from borders with his discount, just after getting his promotion. as the manager, who is his friend, is checking him out, he looks up and says, flabberghasted, "you still have the 33% discount and you're already a manager?"
you see, he gets that discount till he works at borders 6 months, then gets to change to a different structure.
the point was, NO ONE gets a promotion before 6 months. it's retard. yet eric clocked in just under 5.
he emphasizes the point that his supervisor quit, thus, he was the only one left on the team to take the position. however, i would like to point out he was transferred on to the team because he was the ONLY one in the store they could trust to do the job. many a gruntling has been working there longer than eric, and yet were not asked (kind of actually demanded) to apply for the supervisor position.
in short, eric is the shit. please let him know that.
also: i own the mmmbop single. i threw out the hanson cd in high school, but i kept that catchy tune for old time's sake. it's really all my fault.
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Also, stop tainting the boy, Elizabeth. He listens to enough terrible music without your help. *cough* White town *cough* Your Woman *cough*
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