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Beware of The Plastics The Mord'Sith
Okay, so this is for a recast picspam challenge at legendland. I'm horribly unfamiliar with actors and actresses, and trying to take this seriously was really hard. So I thought "Mean Girls". And then this happened. So this is the cast if Legend of the Seeker were set in a sort of Mean Girls setting. It wouldn't follow the Mean Girls story, and the Mean Girls characters aren't really supposed to correspond with their paired LoTS character, though, because we don't need Jennsen hitting on Richard >_> It would just be...Seeker eps...MEAN GIRLS STYLE.
(I know some of these don't have 5 pictures in them - there's more pictures under these ones, so I ~meet the requirements~ :p)
JONATHAN BENNET AS RICHARD CYPHER
LIZZY KAPLAN AS KAHLAN AMNELL
AMANDA SEYFRIED AS CARA MASON
RACHEL MCADAMS AS DENNA
LACEY CHAMBERS AS CONSTANCE
LINDSAY LOHAN AS JENNSEN
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DENNA: Why were you talking to Darken Rahl?
JENNSEN: I don't know, I mean he's so weird. He just, you know, came up to me and started talking to me about the Boxes of Orden.
DENNA: He's so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Darken Rahl. We were best friends when I was still an active Mord'Sith. I know, right? It's so embarassing. I don't even...whatever. So then, after I captured Richard Cypher, I started to really like Richard, because he was totally gorgeous, but then he escaped, and Darken Rahl was like weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would try to talk about something besides Richard he'd just bring him again, and he'd be like "Blah blah you let the Seeker slip from your grasp" and "why do you make me hurt you like this?" and I'd be like "Why are you so obsessed with me?"
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RICHARD: What are you doing? You like...killed me once.
DENNA: That's crazy. Why would I kill you? You're so hot.
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CARA: So if you're from the Midlands, why are you pristinely ungifted?
CONSTANCE: Oh my Creator, Cara, you can't just ask people why they're pristinely ungifted.
DENNA: (to Jennsen) Could you give us some privacy for like one second?
JENNSEN: Yeah, sure.
(pause)
DENNA: (back to Jennsen) Okay, you should just know that we don't do this a lot, so this is like a really huge deal.
CONSTANCE: We wanna invite you to train with us every day for the rest of the week.
JENNSEN: Oh, it's okay-
DENNA: Coolness! So we'll see you tomorrow.
CARA: On Wednesdays we wear pink.
(Later)
KAHLAN: Oh my Creator! Okay, you have to do it, okay, and then you have to tell me all of the horrible things that Denna says!
JENNSEN: Denna seems...sweet.
KAHLAN: Denna is not sweet! She's a scum-sucking roadwhore! She ruined my life!
JENNSEN: Why do you hate her?
KAHLAN: What do you mean?
JENNSEN: Denna. You seem to really hate her.
KAHLAN: Yes. What's your question?
JENNSEN: Well, my question is why?
ZEDD: Denna started this rumor that Kahlan was-
KAHLAN: Zedd! Shall we not? Now look, this isn't about hating her, okay, I just think that it would be like a fun little experiment if you were to hang out with them and then tell us everything that they say.
JENNSEN: What do we even talk about?
KAHLAN: Torture!
ZEDD: The Wizard Giller.
JENNSEN: ...is that a band?
KAHLAN: Would you just do it? Please?
JENNSEN: Okay, fine. Do you have anything pink?
KAHLAN: No.
ZEDD: Yes.
Okay, so this is for a recast picspam challenge at legendland. I'm horribly unfamiliar with actors and actresses, and trying to take this seriously was really hard. So I thought "Mean Girls". And then this happened. So this is the cast if Legend of the Seeker were set in a sort of Mean Girls setting. It wouldn't follow the Mean Girls story, and the Mean Girls characters aren't really supposed to correspond with their paired LoTS character, though, because we don't need Jennsen hitting on Richard >_> It would just be...Seeker eps...MEAN GIRLS STYLE.
(I know some of these don't have 5 pictures in them - there's more pictures under these ones, so I ~meet the requirements~ :p)
JONATHAN BENNET AS RICHARD CYPHER
LIZZY KAPLAN AS KAHLAN AMNELL
AMANDA SEYFRIED AS CARA MASON
RACHEL MCADAMS AS DENNA
LACEY CHAMBERS AS CONSTANCE
LINDSAY LOHAN AS JENNSEN
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DENNA: Why were you talking to Darken Rahl?
JENNSEN: I don't know, I mean he's so weird. He just, you know, came up to me and started talking to me about the Boxes of Orden.
DENNA: He's so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Darken Rahl. We were best friends when I was still an active Mord'Sith. I know, right? It's so embarassing. I don't even...whatever. So then, after I captured Richard Cypher, I started to really like Richard, because he was totally gorgeous, but then he escaped, and Darken Rahl was like weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would try to talk about something besides Richard he'd just bring him again, and he'd be like "Blah blah you let the Seeker slip from your grasp" and "why do you make me hurt you like this?" and I'd be like "Why are you so obsessed with me?"
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RICHARD: What are you doing? You like...killed me once.
DENNA: That's crazy. Why would I kill you? You're so hot.
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CARA: So if you're from the Midlands, why are you pristinely ungifted?
CONSTANCE: Oh my Creator, Cara, you can't just ask people why they're pristinely ungifted.
DENNA: (to Jennsen) Could you give us some privacy for like one second?
JENNSEN: Yeah, sure.
(pause)
DENNA: (back to Jennsen) Okay, you should just know that we don't do this a lot, so this is like a really huge deal.
CONSTANCE: We wanna invite you to train with us every day for the rest of the week.
JENNSEN: Oh, it's okay-
DENNA: Coolness! So we'll see you tomorrow.
CARA: On Wednesdays we wear pink.
(Later)
KAHLAN: Oh my Creator! Okay, you have to do it, okay, and then you have to tell me all of the horrible things that Denna says!
JENNSEN: Denna seems...sweet.
KAHLAN: Denna is not sweet! She's a scum-sucking roadwhore! She ruined my life!
JENNSEN: Why do you hate her?
KAHLAN: What do you mean?
JENNSEN: Denna. You seem to really hate her.
KAHLAN: Yes. What's your question?
JENNSEN: Well, my question is why?
ZEDD: Denna started this rumor that Kahlan was-
KAHLAN: Zedd! Shall we not? Now look, this isn't about hating her, okay, I just think that it would be like a fun little experiment if you were to hang out with them and then tell us everything that they say.
JENNSEN: What do we even talk about?
KAHLAN: Torture!
ZEDD: The Wizard Giller.
JENNSEN: ...is that a band?
KAHLAN: Would you just do it? Please?
JENNSEN: Okay, fine. Do you have anything pink?
KAHLAN: No.
ZEDD: Yes.