Arrrgh tired
Seven massages today, ahhh it's about time I started getting busy again...yawn, but after a long night of not sleeping seven massages make for a tired me.
Another silly video, again thanks to the goofy little wren
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/end
For anyone interested in norse mythology, I've been fiddling around with a modernized rewrite of the Lokasenna, Basicly it's a story about the norse gods having a party that is crashed by the uninvited Loki. Loki is a little pissy.. take a peek if you like.
ooh first here is a link to the orginal.
http://www.sacred-texts.com/neu/poe/poe10.htm
Loki : “Don’t take another step Eldir. What drunken bullshit are the gods spouting in there?”
Eldir “ They’re bragging about how bad ass they are, and if you go in they’ll dis you harsh”
Loki “ Fuck that, I’ll walk in there and if they want to talk shit, I’ll slap them down so bad they won’t even be able to enjoy their booze”
Eldir “ If you go in there and start talking smack, they’ll rip you a new asshole”
Loki “You think so? The more you talk, the smoother I get, so shut the fuck up”
Loki walking in and everyone fell silent and stared
Loki “ I’ve had a long day who will offer me a drink? Why are you all so quiet, are you too good to drink with me? Get me a chair and some food”
Bragi “ Get outta here, everyone thinks you’re an ass”
Loki “ Odin, bro we’re blood, or have you forgotten you swore your mead was my mead and mine was yours”
Odin “ Get up Vithat and land make some room, before Loki gets all bent and harshes the buzz.”
Vithar got up and poured Loki a drink.
Loki lifted his glass and said “ fucking A, here’s to you all except Bragi sitting over there”
Bragi “ Look man I’ll give you a Lexus, a chrome plated nine, and a gold ring if you jus chill”
Loki “ You’ll always be a broke ass bitch, because you’re the biggest punk here”
Bragi “ If we were outside I’d rip you’re head off, for what you said”
Loki “ I hear you talking but I don’t see you walkin’. Loki stands and points to the door.
Ithun “ Bragi think of who he is and don’t dis Loki in Odin’s house.”
Loki “ Shut the fuck up whore. You can’t say shit. You fucked your brother’s killer”
Ithun “ I’m not dissing you Loki, Braggi’s drunk and I just want to chill you two out before you tear each other up”
Gegjun “ Why are you two trippin, and fuckin up the party. Everyone knows loki talks a lot of shit”
Loki “ Shut the hell up Gefjun, you immoral fuck everyone knows you have to pay your little underage boy toy with gold chains just sleep with you”
Odin “ You’re wack and fuckin stupid to get up in Gefjun’s face. You know Karma’s a bitch”
Loki “ Shut the fuck up Odin you’ve given victory to brutal killers and killed good men”
Odin “ I have, but you spent 8 years in drag being every mans bitch”
Loki “ I heard you went to Samsey in drag and took it up the ass bitch”
Frigg “ You’ve both done things that shouldn’t be mentioned, and those things are better forgotten.”
Loki “ Shut the fuck up slut. You’re Odin’s wife, and you did both of his brothers Villi and Ve”
Frigg “ If Balder were alive and here now he’d kick your ass”
Loki “ yeah well I killed that Balder punk and He ain’t comin back”
Freyja “ Are you crazy Loki telling everyone you killed Balder, just to hurt Frigg, when she has never told anyone?
Loki “Shut the hell up, you’re the biggest slut here, you’ve fucked everyone in this god damn room”
Freyja “ You lyin mother fucker! You’ve crossed the line and you’re not just walkin outta here”
Loki “ Shut up you fucking filthy cunt! Remember when they walked in on you fucking your brother. You were so ashamed you quaffed right there and then!”
Njorth “Having a husband and a lover is nothing compared your drag queen ass Loki”
Loki “ Shut the fuck up Njorth, when you were a hostage Hymir’s daughters pissed in your mouth!”
Njorth “ I survived hell as a hostage and lived to raise a son who is a loved by all”
Loki “ Watch what you say Njorth, don’t brag about the little inbred son you had with your own sister”
Tyr “ Njorth’s son Freyr is best and bravest in all the land. He is a good man who respects women and helps the needy”
Loki “ Shut up Tyr you two faced friend. You befriended my son, Fenrir the wolf and betrayed him. You remember the pain when he ripped your hand free?”
Tyr “ We have both suffered. I lost my hand and you lost your son. Fenrir suffers chained till Ragnorok.”
Loki “Shut up Tyr, I got your wife pregnant. No one ever even apologized for it, poor little bastard.”
Freyr “ Fenrir chained down by the river until the end of time and if you’re not careful so will you. You foul mouthed prick”
Loki “ you bought a Gymir’s daughter, sold your weapon to have her. When my people come, you won’t have a weapon to fight them. You poor punk ass bitch”
Byggvir “ If I was of noble blood I’d stomp this wack mother fucker till he was bloody”
Loki “ Do I hear a puppy dog yapping? You’ll always be kissing Freyr’s ass.”
Byggvir “ Byggvir’s my name and I can throw down with the best here, and I am proud to represent for the Aseir”
Loki “ Bitch please, you’re front’n big time, crawl your puppy dog ass under the table where you belong.”
Heimdall “ Loki you’re drunk and acting crazy, why don’t you just go the fuck away? Everyone talks smack when stupid drunk”
Loki “Shut the hell up, you’ll get yours. For now get your bell hop ass back to the door”
Skathi “ you got some game but keep talking that trash and you’ll get stomped, tied to a rock with your little bastard sons guts”
Loki “You can bind me to a rock with the gore of my child, I was the one who dropped Thjazi”
Skathi “ You did Thjazi, but I still hate you”
Loki “ You talked a lot sweeter, when you asked me to your bed. Wanna tell them all about it?”
Sif walks forward pours loki some mead and speaks
Sif “ Have a drink, you don’t have anything bad to say about me do you”
Loki takes and drinks the mead.
Loki “ you’re good at playing innocent, but you were not acting innocent when you were in my arms”
Beyla “ I hear Thor’s on his way, and when he gets here you’re done”
Loki “ I wouldn’t have Loki “ Oh please, Beyla you’re pathetic”
Thor comes in
Thor “ Shut up pussy, or I smack the shit outta you”
Loki “ You talk a lot of smack to me now, but when you have to face some one your own size, we’ll see how tough you talk.”
Thor “ Shut up you pussy, I’m warning you I’ll stomp you so bad they won’t be able to identify your corpse.”
Loki “ unidentifiable, I remember you hiding in a glove, quivering”
Thor “Shut up you pussy, or I’ll break every bone in your body”
Another silly video, again thanks to the goofy little wren
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/end
For anyone interested in norse mythology, I've been fiddling around with a modernized rewrite of the Lokasenna, Basicly it's a story about the norse gods having a party that is crashed by the uninvited Loki. Loki is a little pissy.. take a peek if you like.
ooh first here is a link to the orginal.
http://www.sacred-texts.com/neu/poe/poe10.htm
Loki : “Don’t take another step Eldir. What drunken bullshit are the gods spouting in there?”
Eldir “ They’re bragging about how bad ass they are, and if you go in they’ll dis you harsh”
Loki “ Fuck that, I’ll walk in there and if they want to talk shit, I’ll slap them down so bad they won’t even be able to enjoy their booze”
Eldir “ If you go in there and start talking smack, they’ll rip you a new asshole”
Loki “You think so? The more you talk, the smoother I get, so shut the fuck up”
Loki walking in and everyone fell silent and stared
Loki “ I’ve had a long day who will offer me a drink? Why are you all so quiet, are you too good to drink with me? Get me a chair and some food”
Bragi “ Get outta here, everyone thinks you’re an ass”
Loki “ Odin, bro we’re blood, or have you forgotten you swore your mead was my mead and mine was yours”
Odin “ Get up Vithat and land make some room, before Loki gets all bent and harshes the buzz.”
Vithar got up and poured Loki a drink.
Loki lifted his glass and said “ fucking A, here’s to you all except Bragi sitting over there”
Bragi “ Look man I’ll give you a Lexus, a chrome plated nine, and a gold ring if you jus chill”
Loki “ You’ll always be a broke ass bitch, because you’re the biggest punk here”
Bragi “ If we were outside I’d rip you’re head off, for what you said”
Loki “ I hear you talking but I don’t see you walkin’. Loki stands and points to the door.
Ithun “ Bragi think of who he is and don’t dis Loki in Odin’s house.”
Loki “ Shut the fuck up whore. You can’t say shit. You fucked your brother’s killer”
Ithun “ I’m not dissing you Loki, Braggi’s drunk and I just want to chill you two out before you tear each other up”
Gegjun “ Why are you two trippin, and fuckin up the party. Everyone knows loki talks a lot of shit”
Loki “ Shut the hell up Gefjun, you immoral fuck everyone knows you have to pay your little underage boy toy with gold chains just sleep with you”
Odin “ You’re wack and fuckin stupid to get up in Gefjun’s face. You know Karma’s a bitch”
Loki “ Shut the fuck up Odin you’ve given victory to brutal killers and killed good men”
Odin “ I have, but you spent 8 years in drag being every mans bitch”
Loki “ I heard you went to Samsey in drag and took it up the ass bitch”
Frigg “ You’ve both done things that shouldn’t be mentioned, and those things are better forgotten.”
Loki “ Shut the fuck up slut. You’re Odin’s wife, and you did both of his brothers Villi and Ve”
Frigg “ If Balder were alive and here now he’d kick your ass”
Loki “ yeah well I killed that Balder punk and He ain’t comin back”
Freyja “ Are you crazy Loki telling everyone you killed Balder, just to hurt Frigg, when she has never told anyone?
Loki “Shut the hell up, you’re the biggest slut here, you’ve fucked everyone in this god damn room”
Freyja “ You lyin mother fucker! You’ve crossed the line and you’re not just walkin outta here”
Loki “ Shut up you fucking filthy cunt! Remember when they walked in on you fucking your brother. You were so ashamed you quaffed right there and then!”
Njorth “Having a husband and a lover is nothing compared your drag queen ass Loki”
Loki “ Shut the fuck up Njorth, when you were a hostage Hymir’s daughters pissed in your mouth!”
Njorth “ I survived hell as a hostage and lived to raise a son who is a loved by all”
Loki “ Watch what you say Njorth, don’t brag about the little inbred son you had with your own sister”
Tyr “ Njorth’s son Freyr is best and bravest in all the land. He is a good man who respects women and helps the needy”
Loki “ Shut up Tyr you two faced friend. You befriended my son, Fenrir the wolf and betrayed him. You remember the pain when he ripped your hand free?”
Tyr “ We have both suffered. I lost my hand and you lost your son. Fenrir suffers chained till Ragnorok.”
Loki “Shut up Tyr, I got your wife pregnant. No one ever even apologized for it, poor little bastard.”
Freyr “ Fenrir chained down by the river until the end of time and if you’re not careful so will you. You foul mouthed prick”
Loki “ you bought a Gymir’s daughter, sold your weapon to have her. When my people come, you won’t have a weapon to fight them. You poor punk ass bitch”
Byggvir “ If I was of noble blood I’d stomp this wack mother fucker till he was bloody”
Loki “ Do I hear a puppy dog yapping? You’ll always be kissing Freyr’s ass.”
Byggvir “ Byggvir’s my name and I can throw down with the best here, and I am proud to represent for the Aseir”
Loki “ Bitch please, you’re front’n big time, crawl your puppy dog ass under the table where you belong.”
Heimdall “ Loki you’re drunk and acting crazy, why don’t you just go the fuck away? Everyone talks smack when stupid drunk”
Loki “Shut the hell up, you’ll get yours. For now get your bell hop ass back to the door”
Skathi “ you got some game but keep talking that trash and you’ll get stomped, tied to a rock with your little bastard sons guts”
Loki “You can bind me to a rock with the gore of my child, I was the one who dropped Thjazi”
Skathi “ You did Thjazi, but I still hate you”
Loki “ You talked a lot sweeter, when you asked me to your bed. Wanna tell them all about it?”
Sif walks forward pours loki some mead and speaks
Sif “ Have a drink, you don’t have anything bad to say about me do you”
Loki takes and drinks the mead.
Loki “ you’re good at playing innocent, but you were not acting innocent when you were in my arms”
Beyla “ I hear Thor’s on his way, and when he gets here you’re done”
Loki “ I wouldn’t have Loki “ Oh please, Beyla you’re pathetic”
Thor comes in
Thor “ Shut up pussy, or I smack the shit outta you”
Loki “ You talk a lot of smack to me now, but when you have to face some one your own size, we’ll see how tough you talk.”
Thor “ Shut up you pussy, I’m warning you I’ll stomp you so bad they won’t be able to identify your corpse.”
Loki “ unidentifiable, I remember you hiding in a glove, quivering”
Thor “Shut up you pussy, or I’ll break every bone in your body”