Puppies, Kittens and Babies are cute,...Adults are not
People have been scrutinizing me for not liking small children.
Well here is my response to that!
Children make me want to beat myself with a stick, but only the stupid ones
Qualities of children I like:
1. Cute
2. Don't talk or...
3. Says ridiculous stuff for their age
4. Giggles at retarded things
Qualities of Children I hate:
1. Kids that think they are cute, but they are so not
2. Kids that are like 8 and think they are 4 with the cuteness factor, NO, grow up and get a job! The kids in Thailand have one, and so should you!
3. Kids that scream, what the hell, stop it and eat a carrot
4. Spoiled Kids, "Pay for that Power Ranger Action Figure with Kung-Fu grip, and then ask me for a free lollipop"
As for Puppies.
Puppies = eternal cuteness, then when they grow up, like what the fuck, some get ugly
Kitten = eternal cuteness, then again I'm allergic then I say hey cats, its either you or me and well, I know some bums that haven't eaten in a while
Party City Story time!
So I like it when people are having a crappy day and when they come up to me at the register they feel the need to make my life crappy too by giving me their shit-day vibes. Put a smile on your "shopping in the clearance section and still complaining about the price" face, foo!
I also like it when men who are grown, come up to me and say, hey I'm under 14, do I need a parent or guardian to be in here?
You idiot, do I look like a fool to you? You have the facial hair of a hermit, make up a new joke.
Well here is my response to that!
Children make me want to beat myself with a stick, but only the stupid ones
Qualities of children I like:
1. Cute
2. Don't talk or...
3. Says ridiculous stuff for their age
4. Giggles at retarded things
Qualities of Children I hate:
1. Kids that think they are cute, but they are so not
2. Kids that are like 8 and think they are 4 with the cuteness factor, NO, grow up and get a job! The kids in Thailand have one, and so should you!
3. Kids that scream, what the hell, stop it and eat a carrot
4. Spoiled Kids, "Pay for that Power Ranger Action Figure with Kung-Fu grip, and then ask me for a free lollipop"
As for Puppies.
Puppies = eternal cuteness, then when they grow up, like what the fuck, some get ugly
Kitten = eternal cuteness, then again I'm allergic then I say hey cats, its either you or me and well, I know some bums that haven't eaten in a while
Party City Story time!
So I like it when people are having a crappy day and when they come up to me at the register they feel the need to make my life crappy too by giving me their shit-day vibes. Put a smile on your "shopping in the clearance section and still complaining about the price" face, foo!
I also like it when men who are grown, come up to me and say, hey I'm under 14, do I need a parent or guardian to be in here?
You idiot, do I look like a fool to you? You have the facial hair of a hermit, make up a new joke.