Sunday, A bug landed on my arm and I freaked! Then I talk FOB
Today was an odd day, I woke up obviously (you know this because I am typing at this moment)
I felt today that I needed to so something masculine like build a log cabin.
Then I realized that I don't have any spare logs so I had to settle with working on the yard. Shh don't tell anyone but one of my passions is a working on a nice yard and garden hehehe. Go ahead and laught, but only on the inside.
I had to tear up all the grass in the yard and crap it was hard, I felt like I was in some concentration camp and this was my punishment for trying to help a small boy escape.
Oh yes a weird bug landed on me and I was like "I've never seen you kind before....FUCK!!!!"
-SMASH!
Actually it was more of a whef* as in I blow it off. Luckly no one saw me freak out.
I managed to get half of the yard done, in addition to pruning the rose bushes. The neighbor dude came out to talk to me too. He is kind of weird, in that he was smoking and drinking a LATTE!!!
Ok not so weird but he is also a FOB
*Interesting fact
When a FOB comes up and talks to me, I immediately revert to bad grammer and my fobbish accent. I just think they understand it better that way.
FOB English is simply straight forward and humorous in that there are no conjunctions or whatever they are called.
Example
"I'm pulling the grass because last year there was no one here to take care of it so the yard is ugly now" becomes
"I take out the grass cause no one here last year, my yard is ugly now"
If your really hard core
"grass no no, last year I is not here, is ugly now"
The language is difficult and people should just not throw around FOBBISH as if it were nothing.
I had bought a new vollyball yestarday and played with it. Now its dirty because my brother kicked it into the dirt.
I punched him in the forehead afterwards
I felt today that I needed to so something masculine like build a log cabin.
Then I realized that I don't have any spare logs so I had to settle with working on the yard. Shh don't tell anyone but one of my passions is a working on a nice yard and garden hehehe. Go ahead and laught, but only on the inside.
I had to tear up all the grass in the yard and crap it was hard, I felt like I was in some concentration camp and this was my punishment for trying to help a small boy escape.
Oh yes a weird bug landed on me and I was like "I've never seen you kind before....FUCK!!!!"
-SMASH!
Actually it was more of a whef* as in I blow it off. Luckly no one saw me freak out.
I managed to get half of the yard done, in addition to pruning the rose bushes. The neighbor dude came out to talk to me too. He is kind of weird, in that he was smoking and drinking a LATTE!!!
Ok not so weird but he is also a FOB
*Interesting fact
When a FOB comes up and talks to me, I immediately revert to bad grammer and my fobbish accent. I just think they understand it better that way.
FOB English is simply straight forward and humorous in that there are no conjunctions or whatever they are called.
Example
"I'm pulling the grass because last year there was no one here to take care of it so the yard is ugly now" becomes
"I take out the grass cause no one here last year, my yard is ugly now"
If your really hard core
"grass no no, last year I is not here, is ugly now"
The language is difficult and people should just not throw around FOBBISH as if it were nothing.
I had bought a new vollyball yestarday and played with it. Now its dirty because my brother kicked it into the dirt.
I punched him in the forehead afterwards