April Fool
i_wear_hairsells your kidneys on Ebay.
nueroticlovesmiles. All the time.
oranges_groodbuys you a Russian Bride.
pigpinhas a hundred large anchovy pizzas and a diet coke delivered to your door.
pushing_to_stayenlists you in the French Foreign Legion.
swim4christ89eggs your dog.
theenchantmentlegally changes your name to MoonBeam Cappa.
will_kazeshaves your Russian Bride.
xx13sbloverxxtrims your hedge into a replica of the Venus de Milo.
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