So I heard that some people were demanding a fic version of disu shitto. Here it is, then ;-;
I'll upload it in bits and bobs :)

( OHMIGAWD- NO WAYYYYYY, TOTALLY! )

Dedicated to the sexy people in chat because of this picture: http://j.photos.cx/wtrudoin-482.jpg
( excuse me but wtf r u doin? )