I realized something about my past relationships today ( Read more... )

I seriously need to write out the poem in my head. It already has a title: Panty Dropper. This isn't your typical sexy poem, no no. It's much more. It'll be the 2011 Spring Hit, following my previous hit, "Drinking before Boob."

At least Ben will appreciate it.
Others will probably be offended.

Oh well.