Our family doctor is very peculiar and very serious. He is also very quick about getting finished with his patients' visits.
I tried my best to make him laugh when I took Jackie see to him about getting her veruca removed, he was very evasive, unfriendly and serious. He also said that she didn't need anything done to her foot. She just needed some powder.
I asked him if he had some native american ancestry because of his jewelry he always wore since I have grown tired of supression. He said yeah with very little enthusiasm.
Here is a silly little song I wrote about him.
DR. "SNICKET"
Somber and serious
Creepy and mysterious
Go see Dr Snickett
for the price of a movie ticket
If you have a wart don't pick it
Just go to Stanton to see Dr. Snickett
If you need an ointment
You don't need an appointment
Somber and serious
Creepy and mysterious
Go see Dr Snickett
for the price of a movie ticket
He's got big green Doc Martins on his feet
He's so big he can barely sit on his seat
He's on a budget, he keeps the same old stuff
Ten years pass and his stuff is good enough
Somber and serious
Creepy and mysterious
Go see Dr Snickett
for the price of a movie ticket
I think he wants to be a millionaire
Go down to the Doctor's, I'll see you there
At least I made all of my other doctors laugh!