I hate shopping. Have I told you all that?
Dear Babies R Us:
Please consider affixing a warning lable to indicate to unsuspecting shoppers that a toy speaks. It took about ten minutes to clean up the crap that spilled out of my purse when I dropped it, startled, after a very pervy looking koala asked if I would "like to explore and play." In a word? Yes. But with Madconsort, not with pervy koalas.
Also? What is with all the shirts identifying their wearers as "baby"? Unless I am massively underestimating the consequences of sleep-deprivation, I doubt I'll mistake either Adlai or McGovern for a sandwich. And if I do become that sleepless-zombiod, why on earth would you assume that I still retain the ability to read?
Love, and turn that "R" around,
Madqueen
Please consider affixing a warning lable to indicate to unsuspecting shoppers that a toy speaks. It took about ten minutes to clean up the crap that spilled out of my purse when I dropped it, startled, after a very pervy looking koala asked if I would "like to explore and play." In a word? Yes. But with Madconsort, not with pervy koalas.
Also? What is with all the shirts identifying their wearers as "baby"? Unless I am massively underestimating the consequences of sleep-deprivation, I doubt I'll mistake either Adlai or McGovern for a sandwich. And if I do become that sleepless-zombiod, why on earth would you assume that I still retain the ability to read?
Love, and turn that "R" around,
Madqueen