Brief Smartass Notes On Current Events
1. All this talk of injecting stuff in Roger Clemens' butt is turning me on.
2. a wire was found stretched across the border between Mexico and the U.S. and the news reported that it was those agressive, xenophobic Mexicans trying to kill Americans trying to cross into Mexico. Oh yeah, its opposite week!
3. Valentines Day still sucks for the single. The worst part? Having to work alongside crabby coupled people the next day after they couldn't get laid on a school night.
4. The writers are back to work....why is Jay Leno continuing to say only unfunny things on his show?
5. Juno, the movie sucked. She was nothing more than a sour little Buffy-speaking brat. And why was Pheobe from Friends doing the soundtrack?
2. a wire was found stretched across the border between Mexico and the U.S. and the news reported that it was those agressive, xenophobic Mexicans trying to kill Americans trying to cross into Mexico. Oh yeah, its opposite week!
3. Valentines Day still sucks for the single. The worst part? Having to work alongside crabby coupled people the next day after they couldn't get laid on a school night.
4. The writers are back to work....why is Jay Leno continuing to say only unfunny things on his show?
5. Juno, the movie sucked. She was nothing more than a sour little Buffy-speaking brat. And why was Pheobe from Friends doing the soundtrack?