Here's How Big a Nerd I Am (Or: 'Maddams Family: Jester's Quest')

[mad_jester]

Phil uses Pierogi (x15)!
Phil regains 50 HP!
Phil is afflicted with Bloat!
Phil is afflicted with Gas!

>Rest
Save game (Y/N)? Y

Morning comes...

Phil is afflicted with Bloat!
Phil is afflicted with Gas!
Phil takes 10 HP damage from Joint Pain!

>get mp3 player

Phil obtains mp3 player!

>Use mp3 player

Music fills your head, at last drowning out the barking dogs.

>Walk

Phil uses Morning Walk!
Phil is no longer afflicted with Bloat!
Phil is no longer afflicted with Gas!
Bird (x3) defeated!
Squirrel (x2) defeated!
Phil gains 125 experience!

>use poptart

Phil uses Pop-Tart!
Phil regains 10 HP!

>walk

Phil uses Morning Walk!
Phil is no longer afflicted with Joint Pain!
Phil is afflicted with Fatigue!

David Lee Roth casts Big Train!
Phil is no longer afflicted with Fatigue!