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So about me updating this thing...thats been happening.
Anyway, so I just had dinner like 10 minutes ago, and I decided I needed some ketchup to spice up the lovely and eloquent hot dogs (freakin busy nights). So, I go grab some ketchup, and it's one of those easy squeeze upside down bottles. So, I squeeze the bottle to get some, and theres like this second when nothing happens, and then it just shoots out all of over the place. It was like woah. And then I was thinking, if the original bottles sucked at squeezing, and these new ones are like ubersqueezers...why dont they just get something in the middle....it would make things a lot easier.
Oh! and then in Chem, we're doing a lab, and some sophomore kid is sitting next to me. And hes doing something with a beaker full of boiling water, and pouring it into a freezing cold glass (cuz hes an idiot). So, hes pouring...and 321! the beaker shatters, and he spills boiling water all over himself, me and some other guy. Way to spill scalding hot water on my crotch there, buddy. Excellent job. No really, good job. Or great job. Or grood job.
Yeah, so those are my two stories for today.
And I'm out.
Anyway, so I just had dinner like 10 minutes ago, and I decided I needed some ketchup to spice up the lovely and eloquent hot dogs (freakin busy nights). So, I go grab some ketchup, and it's one of those easy squeeze upside down bottles. So, I squeeze the bottle to get some, and theres like this second when nothing happens, and then it just shoots out all of over the place. It was like woah. And then I was thinking, if the original bottles sucked at squeezing, and these new ones are like ubersqueezers...why dont they just get something in the middle....it would make things a lot easier.
Oh! and then in Chem, we're doing a lab, and some sophomore kid is sitting next to me. And hes doing something with a beaker full of boiling water, and pouring it into a freezing cold glass (cuz hes an idiot). So, hes pouring...and 321! the beaker shatters, and he spills boiling water all over himself, me and some other guy. Way to spill scalding hot water on my crotch there, buddy. Excellent job. No really, good job. Or great job. Or grood job.
Yeah, so those are my two stories for today.
And I'm out.