Can you believe we had snow last night! In October! This country is mad ( Read more... )

Claire started back at work today, which also meant it was Oliver's first day at the childminders ( Read more... )

Conversation with recsat this morning ( Read more... )

14:54 @ roseberrysdream The new Facebook layout is shite. Plus the only good bit about Facebook is the statusupdates so you may as well use Twitter

14:56 @ Whitson Now come on, we all know you weren't two at all. This was last week, wasn't it?

21:50 My Mum has got us a £120 highchair for £5 and a £260 pushchair 'system' for £50. Mums are fab. As are ( Read more... )

19:54 Man, baby clothes are confusing. I always end up with leftover poppers.

21:04 Just joined lastfm(username:joneew). My taste is so bad the site doesn't even have any similar music suggestions for me. Musical FAIL!
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09:39 You remember that gloop they had to eat in the Matrix? That's what Ollie's breakfast looked like today - no wonder he didn't want to eat it

16:37 So so tired. Pls to be killing me now.

20:15 Reading "The Fabulous Mum's Handbook." What?
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08:37 Instead of weeing all over me, Oliver has just wee'd all over his own face. HAHAHA! VICTORY IN THE MORNING PEOPLE! REVENGE IS MINE!
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13:14 @ BocNlogax I did that this morning too!

13:15 Unlike Nintendo Wii's, newborn babies do not come with instruction manuals. 1pm and I've already been up 8 hours. The joys of parenthood.
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20:44 I'm saving water by not having showers. I don't need to, because when Oliver has a bath so does everyone else within a 8m radius.
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We're trying to arrange Oliver's Christening at the moment and tonight the parish vicar came over for cake and medals and to grill us about God. Total blag on my part but I think I got away with it - although with hindsight it probably would have been best to have cleared away the six empty wine bottles from the kitchen and not to have dressed ( Read more... )