I really do know absolutely nothing about cars
An exchange between Claire and myself as we were driving up to her Grandparents house on Saturday morning:
Claire: Park over there next to the Audi A8.
I glance over at Claire with a look that says, “Hi, have we even met? This is me you are talking to.”
Claire, realising that she may as well have said that last sentence in Swahili for all the sense it made to me: Park over there next to that dark grey car.
Me: Ah, the grey one…