[A particularly nasal Rikku crackles on, sounding very despondent.]

So rayt vaamc mega ed'c ypuid du vymm uvv... Drec ec ymm Zack's vyimd! Ev E teth'd aht ib nihhehk du rec bmyla mycd hekrd, E fuimth'd cdemm pa cdilg rana fedr dra vmi...

[A loud sneeze, and Rikku groans.]

I hate being sick and staying in bed. At least Zack's mattress is comfy.

I mean, it's dead and that rocks and all and I was really excited, because hey! This means I don't have to freak out everytime I go outside and be afraid that something huge will step on me and make me Rikku-pie or...

[inhales sharply, a shuddering breath]But this is the most fun I've had in a long time, even if it's been hard and stinky and ( Read more... )

Shiva, it's really starting to get cold around here. Brr! It kind of reminds me of this one time me, Yunie, and Paine got stuck in Mt. Gagazet for a few nights and I was using the thief dress-sphere so I had, like, no clothes on basically while Paine had the mascot and Yunie was using the samurai one so everyone had warm clothing and armor except ( Read more... )

Shiva, this week is just sucking all over the place, huh? Big Mommy is really big, you know? I mean, all I'm doing is looking for some scrap metal to work stuff out for my apartment and then HELLO, I AM A HUGE MONSTER. I didn't even get a warning! I ducked behind some building so I didn't get a good luck but trust me, you smell that thing before ( Read more... )

Hey! If your name is Cloud and you're Zack's buddy, head on over here! I've seen you around, so I know you're blonde, blue eyes, a little built, on the shorter side? I mean, for sure Auron could beat you in an arm-wrestling contest yht ra'c y meddma tayt.

Your friend Zack-o here is telling me you're having... um, problems. With your... feelings. ( Read more... )

Okay, who got a jacket ( Read more... )