Dec 15, 2011 01:21
Three are the projects I work this year for Christmas.
Thrree are the gifts most awesome I wish to give.
Two are the number I fear I will be able to finish.
I just finished planing and leveling a wooden surface 24x48 inches. Also mortising four legs for a table. Tomorrow I need to clean out the mortises (A mortising machine doesn't leave a clean enough hole it seems) and start on creating the tenons on the pieces to fit the mortises. That's project one.
Project two is for a certain artist I know. Yo Ho HO bitch! That one may not get done till January, it's cheap, but involved.
Project three is something simple, cheap and easy to do, but should mean the world to the guy I'm making it for. And I aim to prove I can make something quick and simple with no fuss or muss with it.
So, who's up for commissioning a new woodcrafter? I make boxes and furniture. I make leather goods and brew cider and mead. I mix cordials and herbaceous drinks of mind-shattering proof.
Fear me. I am a J.O.A.T., Jack Of All Trades, Master of none, oftimes better than a master of one. A mile wide, an inch deep, but baby, I can go all night. ;-3