May I take a moment to pimp my new favorite website? Mostly everything is free (and the stuff that isn't will let you know, rather than sneaking in $1.99 charges here and there when you're not paying attention) and I have found some gems tonight, y'all, including:

My three favorite songs from Rilo Kiley's Under the Blacklight ("Silver Lining," " ( Read more... )

Because the world ALWAYS needs more linkspam! Also because this superbitch on eBay has finally snapped me and I need to calm down before I write her back or she will definitely, definitely have me banned for language.

This is violently disturbing. (WARNING: Do not click if you have a sensitive stomach.)

Also terrifying: the thought of Paris ( Read more... )

So I'm accidentally watching The Devil Wears Prada (I should be banned from watching this movie, seriously) and it is making me want to buy clothes. Especially shoes (this WHOLE MOVIE is shoe porn) and dresses and necklaces and skirts and designer handbags and and and ( Read more... )

So Smeyer (our favorite dumb-as-a-post eminently-mockable piece-of-shit writer of Twilight infame, for those of you new to the Twat-light-verse) recently posted a FAQ on Breaking Dawn, a book so bad I actually can't read it ( Read more... )

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FOUR SWEATER VESTS! *pees herself*

Just to calm myself down, I pondered on Kathleen's and my decision that Demi Lovato must have been fathered by one of the Gentlemen from "Hush."


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Hi ladies. Any of you have sex? Use condoms? Are on birth control?

Well, you're ABSOLUTE WHORES WHO SHOULD BE SHUT DOWWWWWWWN.

On birth control for health reasons? What health reasons?---we know you're just living in sin. Want an abortion because otherwise you might die? Stop being such a drama queen; women were meant to have babies ( Read more... )

Kathleen leaves tomorrow, le sigh. I have so few people to hang out with these days.

Babysitting and bored... was fangirling out over a bunch of Joss things and need to let you guys know that Joss Whedon's commentary on the Dr. Horrible DVD will be... a musical. No, for fucking serious. Like, with songsMy god, I could not love that man more ( Read more... )

Holy jesus, I'm about to die of both hunger and sheer impenetrable boredom. This English 1102 class is going to be the death of my morning sanity for the next semester or so.

Just taking a few moments to pimp Magic Video Converter. (Psst, it's on here for free, not that I would EVER DOWNLOAD ANYTHING ILLEGALLY WHO ME?) I've been annoyed for the ( Read more... )

Doing a couple of housecleaning things, and may I take a moment to pimp TuneUp Companion? It's a program that goes into your iTunes and "cleans up" all those songs that are misspelled or missing CD covers or whatever---it names them and fills in the full information page. It's awesome. (The free version lets you clean 500 songs and get 50 album ( Read more... )