linkspam of the twatlight varietal; dance porn; guessing meme!
One of the funniest things I've taken my time to read in the last few days. Especially funny if you have read the circlejerk known as the Twilight series; still pretty epic if you haven't.
Breaking news: So You Think You Can Dance finale tomorrow night! My money is on the judges' favorite, Katee. I don't really like her but the judges go insane for her, and most of America seems to share their opinion. She seems a touch bland, though that Bollywood dance is awesome, the "Mercy" dance is one of my season favorites, and "No Air" is a really lovely piece of choreography. If it were me picking, the lovely and talented Courtney would be the clear winner. Not too many women can make me want to be a lesbian, and Courtney is one of them. Her technique is beautiful, her lines are absolutely exquisite, and she's a hot little firecracker. (Also, as of yesterday, I have her hair XD)
Kathleen's getting home tomorrow midafternoon and we're going to rent Step Up 2: The Streets and then watch the finale. And then have a dancegasm, naturally.
Meme now. It's the one where you all have to guess, so guess away!
Shuffle, post first line of the first 25, cross off when someone guesses song and band.
Skipping the ones with no lyrics! ...and the ones that were on it last time. ...and I'm making it a rule that you can only list the first foreign-language song per language. Because like six have come up in Gaelic. ...also, if it's really hard, I post more than the first strict line.
1. I'm only a woman of flesh and bone and I wept much---we all do---I thought I might die alone
2. Gettin' born in the state of Mississippi; her papa was a copper and her mama was a hippie
3. Fascinating new thing, you delight me and I know you're speaking of me; fascinating new thing, get beside me,I want you to love me. I'm surprised that you've never been told before that you're lovely and you're perfect and that somebody wants you
4. Love---love is a verb, love is a doing word, fearless on my breath. Gentle impulsion shakes me, makes me lighter, fearless on my breath. Teardrop on the fire, fearless on my breath
5. Elphaba, why couldn't you stay quiet for once instead of flying off the handle?
6. Last week I had the strangest dream where everything was exactly how it seemed
7. The absence of God will bring you comfort, baby, and planning's for the poor so let's pretend that we're rich
8. I'm in the business of misery; let's take it to the top---she's got a body like an hourglass, it's ticking like a clock
9. Dear Mother, can you hear me crying? It's been three whole weeks since that I have left your home.
10. It's not as if New York City burnt down to the ground once you drove away; it's not as if the sun won't shine when clouds above wash the blues away
11. People won't be people when they hear this sound that's been glowing in the dark at the edge of town
12. When I lost him---ache. Shudder shock of pale, my, my true love
13. Helping the kids out of their coats, but wait, the babies haven't been born...
14. All the old paintings on the tombs, they do the sand dance, don't you know? If they move too quick (oh whey oh) they're falling down like a domino
15. From hundreds of miles you cry like a baby, you plead with me, shout, scream, tell me I'm staying---I know, I know, I know. I'm still your love.
16. Dear Elle, He's a lucky guy! I'm, like, gonna cry---I've got tears coming out of my nose! Mad props: he's the campus catch, you're a perfect match, 'cause you both have such great taste in clothes---of course he will propose!!
17. I died so many years ago, but you can make me feel like it isn't so
18. It was one hundred degrees as we sat beneath a willow tree whose tears didn't care, they just hung in the air and refused to fall, to fall
19. Here I am, gullible for now. Here I am, a solid box for now
20. La lune, trop blanc, pose un diadème sur tes cheveux roux. La lune, trop rousse, de gloire éclabousse ta jupe plein de trous. La lune, trop pâle, caresse l'opale de tes yeux blasés. Princesse de la rue, sois la bienvenue dans mon coeur brisé.
21. We're moving just like the ocean, it's pulling you in with every motion---you can't stop with a beat this hot
22. Shut out, pimpled and angry, I quietly tied all my guts into knots
23. Words are flying out like endless rain into a paper cup; they slither while they pass, they slip away
24. Jamie's gone away to cross the widest plains, find some undiscovered kings and princes
25. I am the son and the heir of a shyness that is criminally vulgar
Enjoy! If you want hints, ask :)
Breaking news: So You Think You Can Dance finale tomorrow night! My money is on the judges' favorite, Katee. I don't really like her but the judges go insane for her, and most of America seems to share their opinion. She seems a touch bland, though that Bollywood dance is awesome, the "Mercy" dance is one of my season favorites, and "No Air" is a really lovely piece of choreography. If it were me picking, the lovely and talented Courtney would be the clear winner. Not too many women can make me want to be a lesbian, and Courtney is one of them. Her technique is beautiful, her lines are absolutely exquisite, and she's a hot little firecracker. (Also, as of yesterday, I have her hair XD)
Kathleen's getting home tomorrow midafternoon and we're going to rent Step Up 2: The Streets and then watch the finale. And then have a dancegasm, naturally.
Meme now. It's the one where you all have to guess, so guess away!
Shuffle, post first line of the first 25, cross off when someone guesses song and band.
Skipping the ones with no lyrics! ...and the ones that were on it last time. ...and I'm making it a rule that you can only list the first foreign-language song per language. Because like six have come up in Gaelic. ...also, if it's really hard, I post more than the first strict line.
1. I'm only a woman of flesh and bone and I wept much---we all do---I thought I might die alone
2. Gettin' born in the state of Mississippi; her papa was a copper and her mama was a hippie
3. Fascinating new thing, you delight me and I know you're speaking of me; fascinating new thing, get beside me,I want you to love me. I'm surprised that you've never been told before that you're lovely and you're perfect and that somebody wants you
4. Love---love is a verb, love is a doing word, fearless on my breath. Gentle impulsion shakes me, makes me lighter, fearless on my breath. Teardrop on the fire, fearless on my breath
5. Elphaba, why couldn't you stay quiet for once instead of flying off the handle?
6. Last week I had the strangest dream where everything was exactly how it seemed
7. The absence of God will bring you comfort, baby, and planning's for the poor so let's pretend that we're rich
8. I'm in the business of misery; let's take it to the top---she's got a body like an hourglass, it's ticking like a clock
9. Dear Mother, can you hear me crying? It's been three whole weeks since that I have left your home.
10. It's not as if New York City burnt down to the ground once you drove away; it's not as if the sun won't shine when clouds above wash the blues away
11. People won't be people when they hear this sound that's been glowing in the dark at the edge of town
12. When I lost him---ache. Shudder shock of pale, my, my true love
13. Helping the kids out of their coats, but wait, the babies haven't been born...
14. All the old paintings on the tombs, they do the sand dance, don't you know? If they move too quick (oh whey oh) they're falling down like a domino
15. From hundreds of miles you cry like a baby, you plead with me, shout, scream, tell me I'm staying---I know, I know, I know. I'm still your love.
16. Dear Elle, He's a lucky guy! I'm, like, gonna cry---I've got tears coming out of my nose! Mad props: he's the campus catch, you're a perfect match, 'cause you both have such great taste in clothes---of course he will propose!!
17. I died so many years ago, but you can make me feel like it isn't so
18. It was one hundred degrees as we sat beneath a willow tree whose tears didn't care, they just hung in the air and refused to fall, to fall
19. Here I am, gullible for now. Here I am, a solid box for now
20. La lune, trop blanc, pose un diadème sur tes cheveux roux. La lune, trop rousse, de gloire éclabousse ta jupe plein de trous. La lune, trop pâle, caresse l'opale de tes yeux blasés. Princesse de la rue, sois la bienvenue dans mon coeur brisé.
21. We're moving just like the ocean, it's pulling you in with every motion---you can't stop with a beat this hot
22. Shut out, pimpled and angry, I quietly tied all my guts into knots
23. Words are flying out like endless rain into a paper cup; they slither while they pass, they slip away
24. Jamie's gone away to cross the widest plains, find some undiscovered kings and princes
25. I am the son and the heir of a shyness that is criminally vulgar
Enjoy! If you want hints, ask :)