that's it. i'm doing linkspam.
I just have so many fucking hysterical things to show you guys... so I'm creating a weekly linkspam post. Check back on it!
All of you who live in cities will definitely understand Overheard in New York. Some of my favorites:
Round ghetto girl: Skateboardin': not cool.
Skater: Childhood obesity: not cool.
Girl: Why don't you ever invite me to the dorms?
Guy: 'Cause if you wanna come, you should ask.
Girl: Well, do you want me to come over?
Guy: If I don't have to study, yeah.
Girl: Well then you should invite me!
Guy: Why?
Girl: 'Cause it would make me happy!
Guy: What the hell do I care?
Girl: Well, you wouldn't go down on me if you didn't want me to be at least pleased.
Guy: That...is probably the best argument you could have made.
Girl: I'm so glad no one speaks English on this train.
Salesgirl: And, with this purchase, you get a free set of panties. What size would you like?
Girl #1: Oh, really? Cool. Medium, please.
Girl #2: How are you a size 4 in pants and an extra-small in shirts but a medium in underwear?
Girl #1: Well, underwear always run true to size. You can't kid yourself into thinking you look skinny when your thongs are cutting off circulation to your labia.
Um. Excuse me. I have to go change my panties.
"Pretend to Be a Time Traveler Day." Example: "Have you penetrated the atmosphere lately?"
The fandom wank take on Harry Potter. Cracks my shit right up.
So many wonderful things have been created because of cat macros, but nothing quite as funny as LOLTHULHU (my favorite: UR SANITY HAS A FLAVOR!)
Search inside...MY PANTS.
I cannot believe Mean Girls' "PG-13 for Some Teen Partying" is not on this.
Radcakes ("Best known for: Playing schoolboy wizard Harry Potter and stripping on stage in Equus") in talks to play Dr. Who. My brain just exploded.
And your song of the week is Roisin Murphy, "Ramalama (Bang Bang)." ...not like that, you pervs.
All of you who live in cities will definitely understand Overheard in New York. Some of my favorites:
Round ghetto girl: Skateboardin': not cool.
Skater: Childhood obesity: not cool.
Girl: Why don't you ever invite me to the dorms?
Guy: 'Cause if you wanna come, you should ask.
Girl: Well, do you want me to come over?
Guy: If I don't have to study, yeah.
Girl: Well then you should invite me!
Guy: Why?
Girl: 'Cause it would make me happy!
Guy: What the hell do I care?
Girl: Well, you wouldn't go down on me if you didn't want me to be at least pleased.
Guy: That...is probably the best argument you could have made.
Girl: I'm so glad no one speaks English on this train.
Salesgirl: And, with this purchase, you get a free set of panties. What size would you like?
Girl #1: Oh, really? Cool. Medium, please.
Girl #2: How are you a size 4 in pants and an extra-small in shirts but a medium in underwear?
Girl #1: Well, underwear always run true to size. You can't kid yourself into thinking you look skinny when your thongs are cutting off circulation to your labia.
Um. Excuse me. I have to go change my panties.
"Pretend to Be a Time Traveler Day." Example: "Have you penetrated the atmosphere lately?"
The fandom wank take on Harry Potter. Cracks my shit right up.
So many wonderful things have been created because of cat macros, but nothing quite as funny as LOLTHULHU (my favorite: UR SANITY HAS A FLAVOR!)
Search inside...MY PANTS.
I cannot believe Mean Girls' "PG-13 for Some Teen Partying" is not on this.
Radcakes ("Best known for: Playing schoolboy wizard Harry Potter and stripping on stage in Equus") in talks to play Dr. Who. My brain just exploded.
And your song of the week is Roisin Murphy, "Ramalama (Bang Bang)." ...not like that, you pervs.