Dear Stephanie Meyer..
I watch tv shows about polygamists (Big Love), a serial killer (Dexter), swingers in the 70's (Swingtown) and have seen more horror movies than I can count. I'm pretty open minded about pretty much anything. So when I say congratulations for finally finding a way to squick me out please take that as a compliment.
I'd also like to thank you for the night I spent laughing my ass off over your novel and your fans. Not sure if it was intended to be as funny as I found it but I really needed a big laugh so thanks!
Love,
Me.
I have to say I have never wanted to see the faces of the actors who are in the movie versions as they are reading the books as much as this. Seriously i'm not entirely sure when the Twilight series went from a very dodgy guilty pleasure to a very dodgy guilty pleasure that reads like hilariously wrong crack-fic but wow was it crack-tacularly awesome.
I'm not sure what I found grosser... the projectile blood-vomiting (well how else can you tell Bella's ready to give birth) or the cesarean by vampire teeth. I'm trying to block out the imprinting on babies completely. BTW really can't wait to see how they try and do all of that in the movies!
As for the rest of the book... I think i spent the entire thing asking What the??? Seriously what? I mean really Renesmee? Just the name let alone the vampire child of perfect love thing.
And as for the fan reaction... Man I didn't think fandom could get crazier than Star Wars geeks when the new movies came out. I think i was wrong. Fangirls are way worse than geekboys any day.
I'd also like to thank you for the night I spent laughing my ass off over your novel and your fans. Not sure if it was intended to be as funny as I found it but I really needed a big laugh so thanks!
Love,
Me.
I have to say I have never wanted to see the faces of the actors who are in the movie versions as they are reading the books as much as this. Seriously i'm not entirely sure when the Twilight series went from a very dodgy guilty pleasure to a very dodgy guilty pleasure that reads like hilariously wrong crack-fic but wow was it crack-tacularly awesome.
I'm not sure what I found grosser... the projectile blood-vomiting (well how else can you tell Bella's ready to give birth) or the cesarean by vampire teeth. I'm trying to block out the imprinting on babies completely. BTW really can't wait to see how they try and do all of that in the movies!
As for the rest of the book... I think i spent the entire thing asking What the??? Seriously what? I mean really Renesmee? Just the name let alone the vampire child of perfect love thing.
And as for the fan reaction... Man I didn't think fandom could get crazier than Star Wars geeks when the new movies came out. I think i was wrong. Fangirls are way worse than geekboys any day.