LJ Idol Week 12 Failure
(In the interest of a writing experiment I am going to see what ANGRY DRUNK FULLY wants to say....I have only had one drink out of a possible whole liter of Kentucky Gentleman. Obviously all the trigger warnings because I have no idea what will come out. See you in about 4 hours.)
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Letting all the people know... that I'm back to run the show. Mark Morrison- Return of the Mack
It's the ice blue eye of insanity, it's a place most never see.- Michael Fucking Sembello
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Holy shit he really is going to let me come out to play. Ya'll know there is a reason he almost never goes to bars any more. Anyway he pussed on the 4 hour thing because he had a mandi-sleep.....but I assure you I am in charge....I can tell because of ClearSpit (TM). Define ClearSpit? O.k lots of guys feel the need to spit in public...Chewing tobacco...poor breeding whatever. Fat boy spits pure saliva when I am in charge. It is meant to protect his mouth from vomiting.....it fills his mouth after every strong drink. O haven't let him lose mother alcohol in that fashion in 6 years....but I guess the mouth fill thing is a reflex.
O.k,, seriously, you should vote him out this week. If you knew how many of you mommy bloggers, diarists and people on here he wants to screw, it would appall you. I mean I keep you safe by insuring most times he can't get it up without the help of a crane.
There are actually several of you of both sexes he admires. Weirdly, he thinks you know who you are.....me I don't care as long as you don't interfere with my pogrom...er.... program.
Fully hasn't thrown a punch in anger in more than a decade....I swear if he let me take charge more often I would smash heads against rocks...on the monthly.
The deal with homeboy is he feels, oh so wronged, oh so often. He is fat,old and ugly and he wants women to like him, so he buys shit for them....and then when the gift-money dries up so does the feigned affection-. Shocked, I tell you shocked...bring Bogie his winnings.
Some of you are going to call bullshit....he isn't THAT drunk spelling and grammar are decent. Do you know who that fucking worm is? I share a body with him, but I am not impressed by his parlor magic, you shouldn't be either.
O.k. I am Drunk Fully and this is my TED talk....now vote him out so I can get down to business.
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Letting all the people know... that I'm back to run the show. Mark Morrison- Return of the Mack
It's the ice blue eye of insanity, it's a place most never see.- Michael Fucking Sembello
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Holy shit he really is going to let me come out to play. Ya'll know there is a reason he almost never goes to bars any more. Anyway he pussed on the 4 hour thing because he had a mandi-sleep.....but I assure you I am in charge....I can tell because of ClearSpit (TM). Define ClearSpit? O.k lots of guys feel the need to spit in public...Chewing tobacco...poor breeding whatever. Fat boy spits pure saliva when I am in charge. It is meant to protect his mouth from vomiting.....it fills his mouth after every strong drink. O haven't let him lose mother alcohol in that fashion in 6 years....but I guess the mouth fill thing is a reflex.
O.k,, seriously, you should vote him out this week. If you knew how many of you mommy bloggers, diarists and people on here he wants to screw, it would appall you. I mean I keep you safe by insuring most times he can't get it up without the help of a crane.
There are actually several of you of both sexes he admires. Weirdly, he thinks you know who you are.....me I don't care as long as you don't interfere with my pogrom...er.... program.
Fully hasn't thrown a punch in anger in more than a decade....I swear if he let me take charge more often I would smash heads against rocks...on the monthly.
The deal with homeboy is he feels, oh so wronged, oh so often. He is fat,old and ugly and he wants women to like him, so he buys shit for them....and then when the gift-money dries up so does the feigned affection-. Shocked, I tell you shocked...bring Bogie his winnings.
Some of you are going to call bullshit....he isn't THAT drunk spelling and grammar are decent. Do you know who that fucking worm is? I share a body with him, but I am not impressed by his parlor magic, you shouldn't be either.
O.k. I am Drunk Fully and this is my TED talk....now vote him out so I can get down to business.