LJ Idol- Week 11- Wild Goose Chase

[m_malcontent]

My name is Grahame "Goose" Goslin, and I am the founder of Golden Goose Airlines. People are always whining to me, "Grahame, you are a multi billionaire, why don't you use your wealth to help with clean carbon, polar bear, rain forest" or whatever else you impoverished millenial scum care about, I wouldn't know. To this I say, "Because fuck you

Comments

[adoptedwriter]

Oh my gosh! This is good!

[static_abyss]

This reminded of an article I read talking about how airlines want to introduce the class below economy for passengers who think fares are too high. I like what you did here. It made me laugh.

[nikkiii_brown]

XD I'm cracking up! Thank you!

[tonithegreat]

Nothing like a dose of goosey satire! Delightfully zingey.

[rayaso]

This was so much fun! I don't think it's too far from what airlines think. Can they make the seats any smaller?