eat more with self-hypnosis!
I just read this article on Cognitive Daily, and the potential is amazing! Whenever I find yummy food around the house, I try to eat as much of it as I can. Unfortunately, I tend to get full. This is bad for several reasons. First, I like eating. It's fun. The more I can eat, the more I will enjoy life. Second, I've been losing weight. I'm down to about 3.6 kilograms, which is not good for a cat of my size. I need to eat more. Third, what if some other cat shows up? I don't want this new cat to be eating my food. I just can't sleep at noon thinking about some other cat eating food that I was too full to eat. However, this research suggests that being full is a matter of remembering that you have eaten. Thus, by swinging one of those thin, red, plastic fortune-telling fish on a string in front of my eyes and erasing my memory of eating, I'll be able to eat more, thus increasing my enjoyment of life, my weight, and the chances that any new cat will go hungry around here. Also, I can put out Eat More Through Self-Hypnosis, a book that would make millions. I can even go to the grocery store with a big bag of quarters to get some of those fortune-telling fish and then put one fish in each copy of the book.