Funny thing... I remember a few days back I went to the freezer thinking I had bought some ice cream recently and there was none there. I thought, "Hmm... well, maybe I'm just getting the weeks mixed up." Cause, sometimes I buy and other times I'm going through, "Dammit, I need to cut back on this type of crap" phase and don't buy it.

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True story, I was working at a grocery store when a mother came rolling on by with two children, a boy and a girl in her cart.  They were both about three or four years old and the boy had a sad expression on his face.  I said to the little guy, "Hey, fella, what's wrong?"

He looked up at me and said, sadly, "My pee-pee huuuurts!"

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