When in Doubt, Hit the Escape Button 4a/5
Title: When in Doubt, Hit the Escape Button 4a/5
By: M14Mouse
Artist: Serenda_art
Beta: Solarbear614
Gene: SPN AU Gen
Rating: PG-13 for language and violence
Word Count: 20,200
Warning: Zombie ponies and unicorns
Summary: Sam and Dean are ordinary brothers from an ordinary planet called Earth. Until the aliens came and took them away.
It is hard to tell what day was which since the only thing that he saw outside the window was an endless night.
Which still made him sick to his stomach.
He still missed home, his shop, the chicks, and his car.
But he was starting to fit in. His brother was starting to fit in as well. He hasn’t seen his brother this relaxed since…forever. It was a good look on him.
It is kind of strange that they would bond with a couple of aliens so fast.
There was nothing else to do on the ship but bonded.
Of course, that was before they landed on a planet.
¬-***********-
“Okay, guys. We are about to land on your first planet. Sniff…they grow up so fast,” Gabriel said.
Dean rolled his eyes.
“Okay…ground rules. Don’t drink or eat anything that anyone gives you. Don’t touch anything unless one of us touched it first. Don’t hit on the locals. They can and will give their daughters. Follow our lead and you guys should be fine.”
“What about the language barrier?” Sam asked.
“Not a problem, kiddo. They speak your tongue. Any more questions?”
His brother glanced over at him then shook his head no.
“Oh, be careful of the guard. Might have done something on this planet.”
That doesn’t surprise him at all.
“What did you do?”
“He sneaked into the mayor’s house and had relations with his daughter,” Cas said.
“Daughters…plural. They were very kinky.”
He grinned. The guy may be an ass but he did have taste.
“You are impossible, brother.”
“Always.”
-**********-
Dean swore that I cheated when we decided who went with whom.
Not my fault that he always chooses scissors.
-**********-
Dean looked at the sky in awe. Freaking hell, there are two moons in the sky. The sky was a weird color too…almost a purplish color. It was freaking him out. His stomach did a little flip flop. He was going to be sick again. He hated space travel.
He wanted to go home where there was one moon in the sky.
There are no freaky aliens and pie was real pie. Not the crap that Missouri served up. He wanted real food. The greaser the better would make him happy.
But these aliens are plain crazy. Saying that the Impala chose them. No offense to the freaky supposedly talking ship. Like hell, they were chosen.
That was full of bullshit.
They were just plain lost.
“Come on, kiddo. We are in change of the information. Cas is playing bodyguard to your bro and Missouri. Not like Missouri needs it. Crazy woman with her crazy spoon,” Gabriel mumbled himself as he caught his arm and started dragging him along.
“Why in the hell do I want go with you?!”
“Because I am awesome, Dean-o.”
“You are a pain in the ass.”
Gabriel just snorted and continued to drag Dean toward the heart of the town…village…whatever the hell it is.
Hell, the best way to describe this place is Disney Aladdin with aliens. It had the whole open market feel and white wash buildings. Really creepy aliens with whole crap what is that hanging from the booths and whole bunch of shit that he had no idea what it is.
Missouri in hell better not be getting that to eat.
He will protest or something.
Aliens were freaky. They weren’t ET or the aliens from Encounters of the Third Kind. They were just plain freaky.
Some were red and some were blue. Some were red and blue. Some were other colors, too. Oh, crap. He was rhyming like Dr. Seuss. Hell, some did remind him of Dr. Seuss characters. Some looked liked Star Wars rejects…or better yet, Alice in Wonderland rejects. Some had the necks like a giraffe and had turtle shells. Some could pull off being human expect they had weird dots or horns…or both on their faces.
Some had things…down there. He tried not to look but he couldn’t help himself.
Screw this!
“Stop looking…it is so touristy,” Gabriel said.
God, he is going to kill this dude. He glared at him but Gabriel wasn’t paying attention. He was just pulling him through the crowd like he was nothing.
Bastard.
“Where are we going?”
“WE are going to The Women in White Inn.”
“Why?”
“Because I know a guy who know a guy.”
This sounded like this was going to turn out really well.
-*****-
“What is that?” Sam said as he stared at the thing. It looked like it was a cross between a bird and a possum with green fur and red feathers.
“Oh, that is a c’tul, honey. You don’t want eat that. It isn’t very good for you,” Missouri said calmly.
Well, he didn’t want to eat it. He just wanted to know what it was. Out of the corner of his eye, he watched her picked up a strange looking fruit. It was green and had the shape of an orange.
Well, he thought that it was a fruit but he had no idea.
He glanced over at Castiel. He was just staring at them. Dean was right. He was kind of creepy with all of that staring.
They were stuck together. He could at least be friendly.
“Come on, Sam. There is some excellent iccke at the next booth over,” She said as she walked over to the next booth.
He almost didn’t want to know what an iccke was. A nagging curiosity made him follow her.
“It is a type of sweet bread,” Castiel said.
He turned around and blinked. Did the dude just read his mind?
Cas looked a little uncomfortable as he shifted from one foot to the other.
“You were staring.”
“Can’t help it really. Everything is so different from my world.”
Cas nodded his head.
“Even with our world being well connected, some of the names of things do not match what we know. When we travel to other planets, I and my brother spent many times arguing with others about the correct terms on things. It is disconnecting.”
“WE aren’t in Kansas anymore, are we?”
“Never been to this Kansas. I believe that you are correct. We aren’t in Kansas anymore.”
He smiled and patted Cas on the shoulder.
“Come on, Cas. Let go and catch up to Missouri. I am kind of curious about this iccke stuff.”
“It tastes very good.”
He grinned slightly then he turned away from Cas. Maybe, this whole space adventure isn’t going to be too bad.
-**********-
Bars must be one of the few universal things because The Women in White Inn looked like the same as any other bar on Earth. He could barely see the people because of the dim lights. He could hear the mumblings of different languages in the air. A part of him was curious on what they were saying but the smarter part of him told him to mind his own business. He could see the paint peering from the walls. There was bartender at the table with strange bottles behind him…it. People….aliens leaning over the bar. There were aliens playing some type of game at some of the tables. There were even creepy little aliens talking in corners. Hell, the ones that momma warned you about when you were little. They were the ones that had cookies in their pockets to lure kids to their deaths. If that wasn’t a creepy thought, he didn’t what was.
There were waitresses moving from table to table. One of them even has four tits. He wondered if there was an alien that had four arms to handle that.
“Okay…let go over the ground rules. Don’t talk. Don’t steal. Don’t drink anything. Don’t hit on the waitresses. Got it?” Gabriel said.
“Gotcha…,” He said with the wave of his hand.
Gabriel gave him a look before he headed for the bar. He gave him a dirty look at the back of the guy’s head.
Asshole.
Gabriel took a seat and waved the bartender over. The bartender that looked like he got lost in a medieval movie or something came over.
“Is Anne in?”
The bartender gave him a look and pointed toward the door.
“Always a charmer. Thanks.”
The bartender reached over and grabbed Gabriel’s hand.
“You will not pull what you have done in the past, Gabriel. We will no longer tolerate it.”
For the first time since he met the guy, Gabriel looked extremely uncomfortable.
“Do we have an understanding?” The bartender groaned.
“I am a man of my word. I promise to be a good boy.”
The look on the bartender pretty much thought the same way as him.
We see when we believe it.
The guy finally let go of Gabriel’s hand. He rubbed for a second before he smiled at the bartender then he walked toward the back door.
This was going to be fun.
He sighed as he followed the idiot. He felt a firm grip on his shoulder and something suddenly pulling him back. He turned around to see the bartender holding his shoulder.
“You aren’t allowed in there.”
“Relax. He is with me.”
“Anne won’t like it.”
“Anne can take it up with me if she wanted.”
The bartender groaned again and let him go.
“Oh, I am sure that she will.”
The bartender made some strange clicking noise before going back to doing whatever the hell he was doing.
Creepy ass alien bartender.
He turned back around to see his guide already through the door. He grumbled as he followed. He stepped through the door and into the back room. He was greeted by the exactly same sight as before.
Ugly Paint Job: Check
Creepy Aliens: Check
Whoa…Hot Almost Normal Looking Chicks: Check
He figured that the chicks were aliens too but they could pull off being human. They were all gather around some tables in the corner. They were wearing these long white dresses and their faces and body was covered in this pale white make up. They looked like they came out of some horror flick.
Gabriel was making a bee line to them. Hell, if Gabriel can get him laid on this trip, he might not kill him.
“Gabriel…” One of the women in white with brown hair said as she offered her hand. Hell, she was hot. Nice body, nice tits…probably had a nice ass too.
Gabriel grinned as he took her hand and kissed it.
“Liza…You are beautiful as always.”
“Always a charmer, Gabriel,” Liza said.
“Me? Never.”
“Gabriel, what brings you here?” A new voice spoke up.
He turned his head toward the new voice. Not as hot as Liza but she had her own pretty quality to her. She had beautiful eyes and red hair. Same outfit as the rest of the chicks. He was kind of wondering if this was some culture thing.
“Sister…” Gabriel said as he turned his attention away from Liza.
What? Sister?
What in the hell? They don’t even look alike.
“You know that you have a warrant out for your arrest.”
“That was a misunderstanding.”
Anne snorted and shook her head.
“Your misunderstandings can cause national incidents. It doesn’t matter. Why are you here?”
“The Impala picked up some new passengers,” Gabriel said as he waved his hand toward him. Anne’s eyes darted toward him for a moment before turning back to Gabriel.
“What am I suppose to do about it?”
“You know about the Impala better than most.”
Anne shook her head.
“I may have been bonded to the Impala for a time but I don’t know even how she thinks.”
“Great…we have two new passengers not even from our galaxy and Azarel on our tails. Just wonderful.”
“I told you that you should have left it but you never did listening well, brother.”
“Our home would have been destroyed!” Gabriel snapped.
“Maybe to you but never for me,” Anne snapped right back.
Damn….drama, much?
“Come on, sweetheart. Let them fight while we go somewhere quiet,” Liza said as he felt her hands on his shoulder and arm.
He smiled as he glanced over her body.
He could hit that.
“I would love too,” He said as she pulled him away from the arguing duo.
“So, you aren’t from around here.”
“Nah…my home in a galaxy far, far away.”
“Hmmm…I bet that it is nice. I have never been off this planet.”
“Not miss much…trust me. Space is kind of like planes. There is crappy food, crappy food, and weird people sitting next to you. I wish that I would still be home. Man, I missed my date, my car, and my food.”
“You had a date?”
“Not really. It was more like trying to get my brother laid. He is such a prune.”
She laughed softly.
“Perhaps, you should invite him next time. If he is as handsome as you, I am sure that one of the ladies would love him to help him with his little problem.”
He smirked to himself.
His brother would totally flip out in a place like this.
“Nah…He would no fun in a place like this.”
“Oh, I bet that you are.”
He felt his back pressed against the wall and Liza was pressed his body. He glanced around really quick to notice that he was in some hallway. He got to say that the lady knew how to pick the places for a quickie.
Her hands slipped under his shirt. Her fingers feel good on his skin. They weren’t cold or warm. His hands moved her closer. He leaned over and kissed her on the lips. Her warm lips parted to invite him in.
Hmmm…nice.
His hands tried to find some way to get under her dress.
Hell, the thing better have a zipper or he was going to have get inventive.
“Cheater!” A man’s voice shouted.
He twisted to see a huge alien that kind of looked like a lizard standing in the middle of the hallway. He looked piss. What the hell was this guy shouting about? He wasn’t a cheater. He glanced over at Liza, who had a little smile on her face.
Oh, crap.
He so walked into the whole jealous boyfriend route.
The alien was up in his face in three seconds flat. The guy grabbed his shoulder and pulled him away from Liza. He grabbed his shirt and pressed him against the wall.
“You…Touch…Her!” The alien groaned into his face.
Gross…alien breathe.
“Sorry, dude. Didn’t know that she was your girl!”
“You….MUST…PAY!” The alien shouted into his face.
Loud and gross…wonderful.
Suddenly, he heard a loud crack and the alien crumbled to the floor. He looked over to see Gabriel holding a broken chair.
“I told you not to hit on the White Ladies!”
“Dude, you told me not to hit on the waitresses…nothing about the ladies in white.”
“Whatever…we need to go…NOW!” Gabriel said before he turned around. Quickly, he followed him out of the hallway. The whole freak aliens in the whole bar were staring at them.
Oh, hell.
“Close your eyes!” Gabriel shouted as he fumbled to get something out of his jacket.
He barely had enough to close his eyes before a flash of light full the room. He felt something grabbed his arm and pulled him along.
“What the hell, man?!”
“You idiot. You are lucky because she would have ripped out your heart. The white ladies attack any cheating men!”
“I am not in a relationship!”
“Don’t matter to her.”
What the hell?! Crazy ass aliens, crazy ass rules…crazy planet.
He can’t handle this shit anymore.
He wanted to go home.
-*********-
“We need to go back to the ship,” Castiel said as he closed his cellphone or something looked like a cellphone… and put it back into his pocket.
Sam looked up from the booth.
“What is wrong, Cas?”
“Oh, your brother…,” Missouri said with a sigh.
“Dean…Is he alight?” He said as he jerked his head around to look at her. A sense of panic rose up from his chest.
“He is just got into a spot of trouble, Sam. Nothing to worry about,” She said as she gathered everything up.
“Gabriel threw a flash bomb in the middle of the bar and now the guards are after them.”
Missouri sighed and rubbed her head. He knew how she felt.
“Now, your brother is a different story. Come on, boys. Back to the ship before the guards are after us as well.”
“Does this going to happen every time we land on a planet?”
He was just getting to know Cas and Missouri. But even he knew that they were trouble when Missouri just sighed and pat him on the shoulder. Cas gave him this sort of look of pity.
This is going to be a long day…he could just feel it.
-******-
“Is everyone on board?!” Bobby shouted.
Dean’s eyes darted around for Sam. Damn, where was his brother? They need to get off of this screw up planet. He will be happy never see this planet again. He heard a familiar beep sound as one of the door to the deck opened. Cas, Missouri, and his brother stumbled onto the bridge.
“We are now. Go…GO!” Gabriel shouted.
Bobby grumbled as he hit some buttons on his console. The Impala started moving and doing what ships do to get into space. Hell, he was never so glad to be back in space.
He couldn’t believe that he just thought that.
“Everyone hold…this is going to be rough start.”
He didn’t want to hear that.
The ship started shaking and his heart dropped into his stomach. He is going to be sick.
He watched the others scrambled to hold onto something. He glanced over at the viewing screen. One second, they were moving through the docking station, the next…., there were stars again.
He will never be able to get over that.
“Well, kids-o….that was fun.”
He snorted. Fun…right…
“What happened back there, brother?” Cas said as he stood up from the place that he was holding onto.
“Dean, here, decided to hit on one of the white ladies,” Gabriel said with the wave of his hand.
Everyone in the damn room gave him a look. Hell, it wasn’t his fault!
“Gabbie over here forgot to say not to hit on the white ladies. Hell, I didn’t know the chick had issues,” He said.
“Everyone knows that.”
“Well, I don’t! Memo, pal, I am not from this universe!”
He had enough of this guy. He is going to punch him into the wall.
“Dean…calm down. You know that he does this on purpose,” Sam said as he stood between him and Gabriel.
“Do not…well, most of the time, I don’t!”
His fists tightened up into balls. Oh, he is going kill him alright.
“Well, you idijits shut up. We have bigger problems! We are being tracked and hunt!” Bobby shouted.
“I thought that we teleport out of there!” He shouted back.
“Well, we can’t always be that lucky! Hell, they are hailing us.”
“What are they saying?” Missouri said.
Bobby looked from Missouri to him then to Gabriel.
“It seemed our resident lord has a warrant out for his arrest. It seems the guards want you back.”
“Hey, it was a misunderstanding!” Gabriel said.
And how many times have he heard that before?
“Can we get out of here, Bobby?” Cas asked.
“She needs to rest before we can teleport again.”
Gabriel was pacing and cursing up a storm before Missouri shut him up with a look.
She should do it more often.
“So, what are we suppose to do? Fight? With what? We could throw the giant out the window and see what he hits.”
Sam gave Gabriel look that screamed come on, try it.
The only one that will be thrown off the ship would be him.
“Well…they want to talk to our lord here. If you can buy us some time, we may be able to teleport out of here,” Bobby said.
“Talking is my middle name.”
He heard his brother mumbled something about that being his first name.
Bro got a point.
But the grumbling that Bobby was doing…he was agreeing too.
Five second later, a woman appeared on the screen in front of them. Hell, she would have been almost hot with her short blonde hair and leather outfit. But the black eyes thing creep the hell out of him.
“Gabriel, give us the seal and we will let you go,” The woman snarled.
“Hey, Meg. How are you? Lovely weather we are having,” Gabriel said with a smile.
“Gabriel!”
“What?”
“The seal or you die.”
“If you destroy the ship, then you don’t get anything. How sad.”
“We just storm the ship and get it that way.”
“You don’t know where it is.”
“I will torture you and your crew mates to get it.”
“They don’t know where it is.”
“Then I torture them in front of you…Starting with your brother.”
Something in Gabriel’s happy go lucky expression broke for a split second. He knew how the guy felt. Anyone messed with his brother, he would kick their asses.
That expression was gone a second later and replaced with his smirking.
“My brother could kick your ass from here back to your planet, Meg. So I am not too worried about that.”
She snarled then the screen flicked off.
That wasn’t a good thing at all. Gabriel turned away from the screen to Bobby.
“Can we teleport now?”
“We have two more minutes before we can.”
“Damn it…Maybe, they are thinking over or something,” Gabriel said.
That is when all hell broke loose.
There was a loud bang sound and the ship started to shake.
“They are attacking!”
“Idijit, of course, they are!” Bobby shouted as he hit the panel of the Impala.
The ship took another hit and every one was thrown from their feet. Bobby was cursed and banging on the console.
If he was the Impala, he would piss off with all of the banging.
The next blow caused sparks and smoke to fly out of the pipes and the ship to shake violently.
He was thrown across the floor and his feet prevent him from hitting the wall. His stomach might have. God, he thought that he was going to throw up.
When he got home, he is never going to fly anywhere again.
The next blow caused the Impala to start spinning and shaking. Hell, he isn’t going near a rollercoaster again either.
Screw this, he was going to be sick.
The ship slowly stopped spinning.
“Sammy?!” He shouted as his eyes darted around for his brother. The others were trying to get to their feet.
“Right here, Dean,” Sam said as he appeared next to Bobby…..
Bobby was out for the count. There was blood running from his temple. Just fucking great…their driver has been knocked out.
“Just great…Now how are we suppose to get out here?!” Gabriel shouted.
But he wasn’t paying attention to the loud mouth. His eyes were totally focused on his brother. Sam looked from Bobby to the console.
Hell, no…
“Sam, don’t do it.”
Sam shook his head then his eyes darted to him.
“I think that I can. She is ready and we really need get out of here, Dean.”
“NO! You heard what Bobby said! Not everyone can control the Impala. Sam, NO!”
“Boy, listen to your brother. What you going to do will get you killed!” Missouri said in strict voice.
It was the same voice that his mom used when she was afraid. Sam gave Missouri a sad look before he slammed his hands onto the console.
“Sammy!”
Before he could do anything, his world began white.
End of Part 4a
onto part 4b
By: M14Mouse
Artist: Serenda_art
Beta: Solarbear614
Gene: SPN AU Gen
Rating: PG-13 for language and violence
Word Count: 20,200
Warning: Zombie ponies and unicorns
Summary: Sam and Dean are ordinary brothers from an ordinary planet called Earth. Until the aliens came and took them away.
It is hard to tell what day was which since the only thing that he saw outside the window was an endless night.
Which still made him sick to his stomach.
He still missed home, his shop, the chicks, and his car.
But he was starting to fit in. His brother was starting to fit in as well. He hasn’t seen his brother this relaxed since…forever. It was a good look on him.
It is kind of strange that they would bond with a couple of aliens so fast.
There was nothing else to do on the ship but bonded.
Of course, that was before they landed on a planet.
¬-***********-
“Okay, guys. We are about to land on your first planet. Sniff…they grow up so fast,” Gabriel said.
Dean rolled his eyes.
“Okay…ground rules. Don’t drink or eat anything that anyone gives you. Don’t touch anything unless one of us touched it first. Don’t hit on the locals. They can and will give their daughters. Follow our lead and you guys should be fine.”
“What about the language barrier?” Sam asked.
“Not a problem, kiddo. They speak your tongue. Any more questions?”
His brother glanced over at him then shook his head no.
“Oh, be careful of the guard. Might have done something on this planet.”
That doesn’t surprise him at all.
“What did you do?”
“He sneaked into the mayor’s house and had relations with his daughter,” Cas said.
“Daughters…plural. They were very kinky.”
He grinned. The guy may be an ass but he did have taste.
“You are impossible, brother.”
“Always.”
-**********-
Dean swore that I cheated when we decided who went with whom.
Not my fault that he always chooses scissors.
-**********-
Dean looked at the sky in awe. Freaking hell, there are two moons in the sky. The sky was a weird color too…almost a purplish color. It was freaking him out. His stomach did a little flip flop. He was going to be sick again. He hated space travel.
He wanted to go home where there was one moon in the sky.
There are no freaky aliens and pie was real pie. Not the crap that Missouri served up. He wanted real food. The greaser the better would make him happy.
But these aliens are plain crazy. Saying that the Impala chose them. No offense to the freaky supposedly talking ship. Like hell, they were chosen.
That was full of bullshit.
They were just plain lost.
“Come on, kiddo. We are in change of the information. Cas is playing bodyguard to your bro and Missouri. Not like Missouri needs it. Crazy woman with her crazy spoon,” Gabriel mumbled himself as he caught his arm and started dragging him along.
“Why in the hell do I want go with you?!”
“Because I am awesome, Dean-o.”
“You are a pain in the ass.”
Gabriel just snorted and continued to drag Dean toward the heart of the town…village…whatever the hell it is.
Hell, the best way to describe this place is Disney Aladdin with aliens. It had the whole open market feel and white wash buildings. Really creepy aliens with whole crap what is that hanging from the booths and whole bunch of shit that he had no idea what it is.
Missouri in hell better not be getting that to eat.
He will protest or something.
Aliens were freaky. They weren’t ET or the aliens from Encounters of the Third Kind. They were just plain freaky.
Some were red and some were blue. Some were red and blue. Some were other colors, too. Oh, crap. He was rhyming like Dr. Seuss. Hell, some did remind him of Dr. Seuss characters. Some looked liked Star Wars rejects…or better yet, Alice in Wonderland rejects. Some had the necks like a giraffe and had turtle shells. Some could pull off being human expect they had weird dots or horns…or both on their faces.
Some had things…down there. He tried not to look but he couldn’t help himself.
Screw this!
“Stop looking…it is so touristy,” Gabriel said.
God, he is going to kill this dude. He glared at him but Gabriel wasn’t paying attention. He was just pulling him through the crowd like he was nothing.
Bastard.
“Where are we going?”
“WE are going to The Women in White Inn.”
“Why?”
“Because I know a guy who know a guy.”
This sounded like this was going to turn out really well.
-*****-
“What is that?” Sam said as he stared at the thing. It looked like it was a cross between a bird and a possum with green fur and red feathers.
“Oh, that is a c’tul, honey. You don’t want eat that. It isn’t very good for you,” Missouri said calmly.
Well, he didn’t want to eat it. He just wanted to know what it was. Out of the corner of his eye, he watched her picked up a strange looking fruit. It was green and had the shape of an orange.
Well, he thought that it was a fruit but he had no idea.
He glanced over at Castiel. He was just staring at them. Dean was right. He was kind of creepy with all of that staring.
They were stuck together. He could at least be friendly.
“Come on, Sam. There is some excellent iccke at the next booth over,” She said as she walked over to the next booth.
He almost didn’t want to know what an iccke was. A nagging curiosity made him follow her.
“It is a type of sweet bread,” Castiel said.
He turned around and blinked. Did the dude just read his mind?
Cas looked a little uncomfortable as he shifted from one foot to the other.
“You were staring.”
“Can’t help it really. Everything is so different from my world.”
Cas nodded his head.
“Even with our world being well connected, some of the names of things do not match what we know. When we travel to other planets, I and my brother spent many times arguing with others about the correct terms on things. It is disconnecting.”
“WE aren’t in Kansas anymore, are we?”
“Never been to this Kansas. I believe that you are correct. We aren’t in Kansas anymore.”
He smiled and patted Cas on the shoulder.
“Come on, Cas. Let go and catch up to Missouri. I am kind of curious about this iccke stuff.”
“It tastes very good.”
He grinned slightly then he turned away from Cas. Maybe, this whole space adventure isn’t going to be too bad.
-**********-
Bars must be one of the few universal things because The Women in White Inn looked like the same as any other bar on Earth. He could barely see the people because of the dim lights. He could hear the mumblings of different languages in the air. A part of him was curious on what they were saying but the smarter part of him told him to mind his own business. He could see the paint peering from the walls. There was bartender at the table with strange bottles behind him…it. People….aliens leaning over the bar. There were aliens playing some type of game at some of the tables. There were even creepy little aliens talking in corners. Hell, the ones that momma warned you about when you were little. They were the ones that had cookies in their pockets to lure kids to their deaths. If that wasn’t a creepy thought, he didn’t what was.
There were waitresses moving from table to table. One of them even has four tits. He wondered if there was an alien that had four arms to handle that.
“Okay…let go over the ground rules. Don’t talk. Don’t steal. Don’t drink anything. Don’t hit on the waitresses. Got it?” Gabriel said.
“Gotcha…,” He said with the wave of his hand.
Gabriel gave him a look before he headed for the bar. He gave him a dirty look at the back of the guy’s head.
Asshole.
Gabriel took a seat and waved the bartender over. The bartender that looked like he got lost in a medieval movie or something came over.
“Is Anne in?”
The bartender gave him a look and pointed toward the door.
“Always a charmer. Thanks.”
The bartender reached over and grabbed Gabriel’s hand.
“You will not pull what you have done in the past, Gabriel. We will no longer tolerate it.”
For the first time since he met the guy, Gabriel looked extremely uncomfortable.
“Do we have an understanding?” The bartender groaned.
“I am a man of my word. I promise to be a good boy.”
The look on the bartender pretty much thought the same way as him.
We see when we believe it.
The guy finally let go of Gabriel’s hand. He rubbed for a second before he smiled at the bartender then he walked toward the back door.
This was going to be fun.
He sighed as he followed the idiot. He felt a firm grip on his shoulder and something suddenly pulling him back. He turned around to see the bartender holding his shoulder.
“You aren’t allowed in there.”
“Relax. He is with me.”
“Anne won’t like it.”
“Anne can take it up with me if she wanted.”
The bartender groaned again and let him go.
“Oh, I am sure that she will.”
The bartender made some strange clicking noise before going back to doing whatever the hell he was doing.
Creepy ass alien bartender.
He turned back around to see his guide already through the door. He grumbled as he followed. He stepped through the door and into the back room. He was greeted by the exactly same sight as before.
Ugly Paint Job: Check
Creepy Aliens: Check
Whoa…Hot Almost Normal Looking Chicks: Check
He figured that the chicks were aliens too but they could pull off being human. They were all gather around some tables in the corner. They were wearing these long white dresses and their faces and body was covered in this pale white make up. They looked like they came out of some horror flick.
Gabriel was making a bee line to them. Hell, if Gabriel can get him laid on this trip, he might not kill him.
“Gabriel…” One of the women in white with brown hair said as she offered her hand. Hell, she was hot. Nice body, nice tits…probably had a nice ass too.
Gabriel grinned as he took her hand and kissed it.
“Liza…You are beautiful as always.”
“Always a charmer, Gabriel,” Liza said.
“Me? Never.”
“Gabriel, what brings you here?” A new voice spoke up.
He turned his head toward the new voice. Not as hot as Liza but she had her own pretty quality to her. She had beautiful eyes and red hair. Same outfit as the rest of the chicks. He was kind of wondering if this was some culture thing.
“Sister…” Gabriel said as he turned his attention away from Liza.
What? Sister?
What in the hell? They don’t even look alike.
“You know that you have a warrant out for your arrest.”
“That was a misunderstanding.”
Anne snorted and shook her head.
“Your misunderstandings can cause national incidents. It doesn’t matter. Why are you here?”
“The Impala picked up some new passengers,” Gabriel said as he waved his hand toward him. Anne’s eyes darted toward him for a moment before turning back to Gabriel.
“What am I suppose to do about it?”
“You know about the Impala better than most.”
Anne shook her head.
“I may have been bonded to the Impala for a time but I don’t know even how she thinks.”
“Great…we have two new passengers not even from our galaxy and Azarel on our tails. Just wonderful.”
“I told you that you should have left it but you never did listening well, brother.”
“Our home would have been destroyed!” Gabriel snapped.
“Maybe to you but never for me,” Anne snapped right back.
Damn….drama, much?
“Come on, sweetheart. Let them fight while we go somewhere quiet,” Liza said as he felt her hands on his shoulder and arm.
He smiled as he glanced over her body.
He could hit that.
“I would love too,” He said as she pulled him away from the arguing duo.
“So, you aren’t from around here.”
“Nah…my home in a galaxy far, far away.”
“Hmmm…I bet that it is nice. I have never been off this planet.”
“Not miss much…trust me. Space is kind of like planes. There is crappy food, crappy food, and weird people sitting next to you. I wish that I would still be home. Man, I missed my date, my car, and my food.”
“You had a date?”
“Not really. It was more like trying to get my brother laid. He is such a prune.”
She laughed softly.
“Perhaps, you should invite him next time. If he is as handsome as you, I am sure that one of the ladies would love him to help him with his little problem.”
He smirked to himself.
His brother would totally flip out in a place like this.
“Nah…He would no fun in a place like this.”
“Oh, I bet that you are.”
He felt his back pressed against the wall and Liza was pressed his body. He glanced around really quick to notice that he was in some hallway. He got to say that the lady knew how to pick the places for a quickie.
Her hands slipped under his shirt. Her fingers feel good on his skin. They weren’t cold or warm. His hands moved her closer. He leaned over and kissed her on the lips. Her warm lips parted to invite him in.
Hmmm…nice.
His hands tried to find some way to get under her dress.
Hell, the thing better have a zipper or he was going to have get inventive.
“Cheater!” A man’s voice shouted.
He twisted to see a huge alien that kind of looked like a lizard standing in the middle of the hallway. He looked piss. What the hell was this guy shouting about? He wasn’t a cheater. He glanced over at Liza, who had a little smile on her face.
Oh, crap.
He so walked into the whole jealous boyfriend route.
The alien was up in his face in three seconds flat. The guy grabbed his shoulder and pulled him away from Liza. He grabbed his shirt and pressed him against the wall.
“You…Touch…Her!” The alien groaned into his face.
Gross…alien breathe.
“Sorry, dude. Didn’t know that she was your girl!”
“You….MUST…PAY!” The alien shouted into his face.
Loud and gross…wonderful.
Suddenly, he heard a loud crack and the alien crumbled to the floor. He looked over to see Gabriel holding a broken chair.
“I told you not to hit on the White Ladies!”
“Dude, you told me not to hit on the waitresses…nothing about the ladies in white.”
“Whatever…we need to go…NOW!” Gabriel said before he turned around. Quickly, he followed him out of the hallway. The whole freak aliens in the whole bar were staring at them.
Oh, hell.
“Close your eyes!” Gabriel shouted as he fumbled to get something out of his jacket.
He barely had enough to close his eyes before a flash of light full the room. He felt something grabbed his arm and pulled him along.
“What the hell, man?!”
“You idiot. You are lucky because she would have ripped out your heart. The white ladies attack any cheating men!”
“I am not in a relationship!”
“Don’t matter to her.”
What the hell?! Crazy ass aliens, crazy ass rules…crazy planet.
He can’t handle this shit anymore.
He wanted to go home.
-*********-
“We need to go back to the ship,” Castiel said as he closed his cellphone or something looked like a cellphone… and put it back into his pocket.
Sam looked up from the booth.
“What is wrong, Cas?”
“Oh, your brother…,” Missouri said with a sigh.
“Dean…Is he alight?” He said as he jerked his head around to look at her. A sense of panic rose up from his chest.
“He is just got into a spot of trouble, Sam. Nothing to worry about,” She said as she gathered everything up.
“Gabriel threw a flash bomb in the middle of the bar and now the guards are after them.”
Missouri sighed and rubbed her head. He knew how she felt.
“Now, your brother is a different story. Come on, boys. Back to the ship before the guards are after us as well.”
“Does this going to happen every time we land on a planet?”
He was just getting to know Cas and Missouri. But even he knew that they were trouble when Missouri just sighed and pat him on the shoulder. Cas gave him this sort of look of pity.
This is going to be a long day…he could just feel it.
-******-
“Is everyone on board?!” Bobby shouted.
Dean’s eyes darted around for Sam. Damn, where was his brother? They need to get off of this screw up planet. He will be happy never see this planet again. He heard a familiar beep sound as one of the door to the deck opened. Cas, Missouri, and his brother stumbled onto the bridge.
“We are now. Go…GO!” Gabriel shouted.
Bobby grumbled as he hit some buttons on his console. The Impala started moving and doing what ships do to get into space. Hell, he was never so glad to be back in space.
He couldn’t believe that he just thought that.
“Everyone hold…this is going to be rough start.”
He didn’t want to hear that.
The ship started shaking and his heart dropped into his stomach. He is going to be sick.
He watched the others scrambled to hold onto something. He glanced over at the viewing screen. One second, they were moving through the docking station, the next…., there were stars again.
He will never be able to get over that.
“Well, kids-o….that was fun.”
He snorted. Fun…right…
“What happened back there, brother?” Cas said as he stood up from the place that he was holding onto.
“Dean, here, decided to hit on one of the white ladies,” Gabriel said with the wave of his hand.
Everyone in the damn room gave him a look. Hell, it wasn’t his fault!
“Gabbie over here forgot to say not to hit on the white ladies. Hell, I didn’t know the chick had issues,” He said.
“Everyone knows that.”
“Well, I don’t! Memo, pal, I am not from this universe!”
He had enough of this guy. He is going to punch him into the wall.
“Dean…calm down. You know that he does this on purpose,” Sam said as he stood between him and Gabriel.
“Do not…well, most of the time, I don’t!”
His fists tightened up into balls. Oh, he is going kill him alright.
“Well, you idijits shut up. We have bigger problems! We are being tracked and hunt!” Bobby shouted.
“I thought that we teleport out of there!” He shouted back.
“Well, we can’t always be that lucky! Hell, they are hailing us.”
“What are they saying?” Missouri said.
Bobby looked from Missouri to him then to Gabriel.
“It seemed our resident lord has a warrant out for his arrest. It seems the guards want you back.”
“Hey, it was a misunderstanding!” Gabriel said.
And how many times have he heard that before?
“Can we get out of here, Bobby?” Cas asked.
“She needs to rest before we can teleport again.”
Gabriel was pacing and cursing up a storm before Missouri shut him up with a look.
She should do it more often.
“So, what are we suppose to do? Fight? With what? We could throw the giant out the window and see what he hits.”
Sam gave Gabriel look that screamed come on, try it.
The only one that will be thrown off the ship would be him.
“Well…they want to talk to our lord here. If you can buy us some time, we may be able to teleport out of here,” Bobby said.
“Talking is my middle name.”
He heard his brother mumbled something about that being his first name.
Bro got a point.
But the grumbling that Bobby was doing…he was agreeing too.
Five second later, a woman appeared on the screen in front of them. Hell, she would have been almost hot with her short blonde hair and leather outfit. But the black eyes thing creep the hell out of him.
“Gabriel, give us the seal and we will let you go,” The woman snarled.
“Hey, Meg. How are you? Lovely weather we are having,” Gabriel said with a smile.
“Gabriel!”
“What?”
“The seal or you die.”
“If you destroy the ship, then you don’t get anything. How sad.”
“We just storm the ship and get it that way.”
“You don’t know where it is.”
“I will torture you and your crew mates to get it.”
“They don’t know where it is.”
“Then I torture them in front of you…Starting with your brother.”
Something in Gabriel’s happy go lucky expression broke for a split second. He knew how the guy felt. Anyone messed with his brother, he would kick their asses.
That expression was gone a second later and replaced with his smirking.
“My brother could kick your ass from here back to your planet, Meg. So I am not too worried about that.”
She snarled then the screen flicked off.
That wasn’t a good thing at all. Gabriel turned away from the screen to Bobby.
“Can we teleport now?”
“We have two more minutes before we can.”
“Damn it…Maybe, they are thinking over or something,” Gabriel said.
That is when all hell broke loose.
There was a loud bang sound and the ship started to shake.
“They are attacking!”
“Idijit, of course, they are!” Bobby shouted as he hit the panel of the Impala.
The ship took another hit and every one was thrown from their feet. Bobby was cursed and banging on the console.
If he was the Impala, he would piss off with all of the banging.
The next blow caused sparks and smoke to fly out of the pipes and the ship to shake violently.
He was thrown across the floor and his feet prevent him from hitting the wall. His stomach might have. God, he thought that he was going to throw up.
When he got home, he is never going to fly anywhere again.
The next blow caused the Impala to start spinning and shaking. Hell, he isn’t going near a rollercoaster again either.
Screw this, he was going to be sick.
The ship slowly stopped spinning.
“Sammy?!” He shouted as his eyes darted around for his brother. The others were trying to get to their feet.
“Right here, Dean,” Sam said as he appeared next to Bobby…..
Bobby was out for the count. There was blood running from his temple. Just fucking great…their driver has been knocked out.
“Just great…Now how are we suppose to get out here?!” Gabriel shouted.
But he wasn’t paying attention to the loud mouth. His eyes were totally focused on his brother. Sam looked from Bobby to the console.
Hell, no…
“Sam, don’t do it.”
Sam shook his head then his eyes darted to him.
“I think that I can. She is ready and we really need get out of here, Dean.”
“NO! You heard what Bobby said! Not everyone can control the Impala. Sam, NO!”
“Boy, listen to your brother. What you going to do will get you killed!” Missouri said in strict voice.
It was the same voice that his mom used when she was afraid. Sam gave Missouri a sad look before he slammed his hands onto the console.
“Sammy!”
Before he could do anything, his world began white.
End of Part 4a
onto part 4b