a portrait of my class

[m0lybdenum]

Me: There are four things that monks don't eat. What are they?
Student 1: Meat!
Me: OK, what else?
Rest of students (in rapid succession):
Goat!
Chicken!
Rabbit!
Spaghetti!
Beef!
Pork!
Dog!
Meatballs!
Roast!
Bacon!
Horse!
Barbecued Chicken!